My Gay Agenda today

[Lil Missy]

Today I got out of my gay bed and had a gay breakfast. It's my day off so I gay walked my dog, Max. I ran to the grocery store this afternoon for some gay lemon drops candy and a take-out gay salad bar.

This evening I gay watched Law and Order SVU recordings. Dog and cats live together here and because of the SCOTUS decision they were pretty unsettled and nervous today. No wait .. they are upset because of the damned fireworks going off all day.

I gay wrote an email to a friend and now I'm gay watching TV. I'll be going to gay bed soon.

That is all.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

1. OMG thats so gay.

Was it a gay day off? Is Max gay?

Have a gay night.

[trueblue2007]

11. OMG thats so gay.

Was it a happy day off? Is Max happy?

Have a happy night.


lol lol gay lol lol

[Skittles]

2. TEH GAY, IT BURNS

[jmowreader]

3. Gay bacon and gay eggs?

Or did you have gay cereal and gay toast?

[Lil Missy]

7. It was left-over gay Hawaiian Special pizza.

[jmowreader]

10. Was it gay good?

[Live and Learn]

4. Did the same here but without the gay (we really need a new word

for heterosexual, other than straight, cause I refuse to call myself that. Perhaps someday we won't have to clarify our sexuality at all.)

I know what you mean about the 'damned fireworks', been driving my pets crazy for days.

[Chan790]

9. We already don't have to clarify our sexuality. I usually don't. It's not other people's business...

unless I decide to share that part of my identity.

I stopped qualifying my sexuality, orientation and gender for other people when the qualification got to be longer than my name, contain a bushel of commas, and be a legitimate sentence in its own right. I'll do it now for demonstrative purposes. (with parenthesis to clarify what less-common terms mean or where it may be unclear)

I am gender-nonconforming but typically externally-identified as male (that is, other people usually identify me as male and I consider myself agendered), biologically-male (possessing solely male sex-characteristics), heteroflexible (primarily, but not exclusively, attracted to partners of the opposite sex), sometimes-genderqueer (Not so much androgyny as outwardly-projecting strong identifiers of more than one gender identity often to convey a rejection of gender as a social construct rather than a reflection of self (which differentiates it from transsexuality)), polyamorous (I have occasion to have more than one simultaneous ongoing sexual partnership), polyfidelitous (I have occasion to have more than one simultaneous ongoing committed romantic relationship), kinky, switchy (I am at different times and sometimes simultaneously a dominant and/or sadist or a submissive and/or masochist) and sapiosexual. (I'm primarily-attracted by intelligence rather than appearance.) You see why I wouldn't want to clarify that daily? Also, I think if most people are honest...they're that unique and complicated in terms of identity if not that differentiated from mainstream social expectations.

I merely identify as me. When I get married, if I get married, regardless who I marry...I will be getting married--not gay married or straight married or singularly married or plural married or kinky married. Just married.

[cui bono]

5. Gaynight!

[DFW]

6. Be sure to catch the new lifeguard series when it comes out:

Gaywatch

[NewJeffCT]

8. That is just too gay!

Very insidious of you - the sheer gayness of it is going to overwhelm all of us straights

[Submariner]

12. Just don't start any Hurricanes, Tornadoes

or other natural disasters the Reverend Pat Robertson predicts, okay.

A calm breezy and sunny day would be just fine with most of us imho.

Thanks.

[seveneyes]

13. Rebel with a cause

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus

[rurallib]

14. Your gay day makes me feel gay

don't forget you gay blogged on DU!

[BlueJazz]

15. Wait a minute now. I hope you don't try to "Gay DU" now.

[blueknight]

16. STOP TEH GAY!

PLEASE!!!