The Definitive and Final Ranking of All 50 States (not to be taken seriously)

[steve2470]

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/the-definitive-and-final-ranking-of-all-50-states-122796477147.html

Florida gets the worst ranking, 50th. Color me surprised!

Michigan gets number one for the best (hear that, MrScorpio ?)

Enjoy!

[LynneSin]

1. Ok that list sucks. We have many wonderful things to do in Delaware

Just come and visit - I can keep you visit with all the fun things and that wouldn't even include a wonderful tour of the Dogfish Head Brewery!

[mnhtnbb]

2. It's kind of funny.

Hawaii is only #6?

Something wrong with the list!

[The Second Stone]

3. I've been to all 50 and...

California and Hawaii have to be number one and number two. Not necessarily in that order. Shit, people in Heaven go on vacation to Hawaii. And you haven't lived until you have sat alone in a grove of giant coast redwoods, or seen Yosemite, or been to Disneyland, or had dinner at The Restaurant at Meadowood.

[NightWatcher]

4. We've got Disney World, the Keys, warmer temps than the rest of the country in winter

yet we only get #50? Sure there's the Zimmerman thing and all of the "Florida man" stories, but come on, you know you love to hear about fist fights in Wal Mart.

We should definitely be top 5 (10 at worst)

I'm boycotting Yahoo. Wait I've been doing that since Google sprang up anywhoo

[NightWatcher]

5. Louisiana #5? They've got NOLA and a bunch of Cajuns. Maine and Michigan???

Michigan has coastline, too bad it's frozen half the year. Florida has coastline too and it's warm enough to wade in. Just don't wade too far, else a shark will take your leg off.

[BlueJazz]

6. Florida should be 51 for electing Rich Scott and all the other scum. I'm happy here though.

[jmowreader]

7. Give me a break. It's Thrillist.

They probably just ranked the states by number of craft breweries per capita, since that's all they give a shit about.