Hilariously bad Google review

[underpants]

https://www.google.com/#q=beach+house+grille+richmond+va&lrd=0x89b16a98023ab4fd:0x9052e21ef6cecacc,1

Terrible food, terrible service , if u like eating & watching people fight this is your place.


This bar is filled with every person that dropped out of high school. Ready to tell you about how great they're doing with their lawn care business. Meanwhile people will put on 20 bucks worth of the same 4 songs on repeat. If thats what you like or you dropped out and have a lawn care business, This bar is for you


This place is known to the locals as the drunk house . I live 5 mins from there its a crap hole. Theirs no beach decor any where in the place yet its called the beach house. College kids go there and kids that just turned 21 its just a place to get drunk. The food sucks nobody goes there for the food just for the drinks and don't order anything with chicken i have several times never cooked good. I would say go to baileys on broad st for a nice bar experience with good food and a safe place to have fun


Have you ever thought to yourself: "I wish there was a bar where I could wear a wifebeater so I could show off my white trashy faded tattoos and silver chain"? Well look no further my friends. Beach House is the perfect blend of degenerates and cigarette smoke to keep you entertained for minutes! People-watch the best you can without looking someone sketchy in the eye bc it will more than likely warrant a fight. If a rap and country blend doesn't make you want to vomit then the food will. Like cops? Well the outside of that place is crawling with them. It's the closest thing the west end can offer to Mechanicsville or Petersburg and for that I give it 1 star.

[jamesartist]

1. Maybe a disgruntled former employee?

But pretty funny too. I always get a kick out of glowing reviews. I think very few people write glowing reviews. You usually post on the internet to get something out or criticize something. I'd think that most of the good reviews are people paid by a company to write them.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Sounds like the perfect place for a meet-up

Not.

[AwakeAtLast]

3. In the middle of Primary Season maybe

[2theleft]

4. So, I live and work very near there...

And, well, that review is pretty spot on! So funny. I only went once, shortly after it opened for an after work happy hour. Yep, just like it says above.

[underpants]

5. No kidding

We just happened upon it yesterday. Mexico wasn't open yet so we figured what the hell. Food wasn't bad but we were the only ones there, other than the 3 guys sitting inside drinking at 11:30am.

[bigwillq]

6. The Drunk House

[underpants]

7. The two prime parking spots reserved for taxis should have tipped us off

Right in front.

Like I said in another post here the Mexican restaurant 2 doors down wasn't open yet. This is a strip mall with every kind of restaurant you could want - Thai, seafood, hot dogs, Dairy Queen, and an ale house with really good burgers --it was closed for renovations.

Food was okay but I wouldn't recommend it....even before I read these reviews. Best to be there in the daylight I gather.