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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAnd that's when the fight started
My wife was standing in front of the mirror.
"Look at me. I'm old, wrinkled and fat with stringy hair and saggy underarms. I look horrible. Say something nice to me. Compliment me on something that's good about me."
"Well, you're eyesight is damn near perfect"
And that's when the fight started.
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And that's when the fight started (Original Post)
packman
Jul 2015
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dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)1. From real life....
Mr. Dixie, to me, after he kissed me hello the other morning:
"Ya know, I never, in my wildest dreams, ever pictured myself kissing an old woman".
I'm assuming you love Mr. Dixie unconditionally lol!
DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)5. What a brave man!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)6. uhhhh...no....
A brilliant man who has moments of sheer dumbness.
clarice
(5,504 posts)3. another fight starter....
I asked my husband for a new watch for my birthday.
"He said, " Why?.....there's a clock on the stove."