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packman

(16,296 posts)
Tue Jul 14, 2015, 11:36 AM Jul 2015

And that's when the fight started

My wife was standing in front of the mirror.

"Look at me. I'm old, wrinkled and fat with stringy hair and saggy underarms. I look horrible. Say something nice to me. Compliment me on something that's good about me."

"Well, you're eyesight is damn near perfect"

And that's when the fight started.

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And that's when the fight started (Original Post) packman Jul 2015 OP
From real life.... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2015 #1
Omg! cwydro Jul 2015 #2
What a brave man! DawgHouse Jul 2015 #5
uhhhh...no.... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2015 #6
another fight starter.... clarice Jul 2015 #3
LOL! DawgHouse Jul 2015 #4

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
1. From real life....
Tue Jul 14, 2015, 12:21 PM
Jul 2015

Mr. Dixie, to me, after he kissed me hello the other morning:

"Ya know, I never, in my wildest dreams, ever pictured myself kissing an old woman".

 

clarice

(5,504 posts)
3. another fight starter....
Tue Jul 14, 2015, 12:58 PM
Jul 2015

I asked my husband for a new watch for my birthday.
"He said, " Why?.....there's a clock on the stove."

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