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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Tue Jul 14, 2015, 05:21 PM Jul 2015

Today's skirmish with Goober, Gomer, and the Library staff. I make friends EVERYWHERE I GO.

Had to stop by the library briefly between sales calls. Cell phone was acting up so I decided to use one of the public-use computers for a moment. Two guys are in there on two separate computers and one of them is filling out an online form and reading the questions to the other one, and it went something like this:

GUY #1: Have you recently applied for any Social Security Assistance?

GUY #2: Huh?

Guy #1 (louder): HAVE YOU RECENTLY APPLIED FOR ANY SOCIAL SECURITY ASSISTANCE?

Guy #2: Recently?

Guy #1: Yes.

Guy #2: What was the question?

Guy #1: HAVE YOU RECENTLY APPLIED FOR ANY SOCIAL SECURITY ASSISTANCE?

Guy #2: Huh?

This went on for a good solid ten minutes, back and forth. Normally I go outside to make a phone call or duck into room but figured "f" it, these two goobers have been annoying me for ten minutes, I'm going to make a 60-second call.

About 30 seconds into it I have the guy from the front desk leaning over my shoulder saying "IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE YOUR PHONE PLEASE GO INTO A ROOM OR GO OUTSIDE."

I was ready to leave anyway and as I did I apologized for using the phone and said "Normally I wouldn't do that but these guys have been going back and forth for the last ten minutes, I didn't think a quick call would be any more annoying than me having to listen to them." And he replied "If you are going to use your phone please go into a room or outside."

It's been that kind of day.

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Today's skirmish with Goober, Gomer, and the Library staff. I make friends EVERYWHERE I GO. (Original Post) Miles Archer Jul 2015 OP
LOL ailsagirl Jul 2015 #1
It was performance art lame54 Jul 2015 #2
A similar thing happened at the local KFC a year or so ago Miles Archer Jul 2015 #3
you see stuff like that NJCher Jul 2015 #4
Count your blessings... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #5

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
3. A similar thing happened at the local KFC a year or so ago
Wed Jul 15, 2015, 07:17 PM
Jul 2015

Guy in line was having issues with his masher taters.

Same "huh?" thing. Thought it was the same guy for a minute. Stood in line discussing his side orders for what seemed like a small eternity.

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