to our texas du'ers--because of jade helm 15 (ongoing!) we are asking all of you to check in

[niyad]

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on a regular basis, so that we know you have not been carted off to the camps!! our prayers are with you!!

[rurallib]

1. and don't forget to avoid Walmarts tomorrow

actually avoid them every day

[niyad]

2. I have been avoiding them for nearly 20 years

[rurallib]

3. keep up the good work

[niyad]

6. apart from hating everything the evil empire stands for, and everything it does, I had

the misfortune to become acquainted with one of the offspring. yechhhhhhhhh.

[lovemydog]

10. You mean an heir to Walmart

or someone who was born in a Walmart?

I kid.

[niyad]

14. I would rather that it had been the latter.

[malthaussen]

42. Wow, Walmart really does have everything.

Who knew they had an obstetrics department?

-- Mal

[lovemydog]

45. In a Super Store

you can send them straight to pre-school.

[TexasTowelie]

28. I had to accompany my brother to Walmart today.

We needed some window blinds and it is the only place in Wharton that has them. We'll be peering outside of them in a heightened sense of paranoia just like a coke addict does.

No other signs of Jade Helm there though, but I was not that observant since I was focused on remembering what needed to be purchased today because my brother can't remember anything.

[virtualobserver]

4. my idea of a hilarious punch line to all of this would be.....

if the President came on TV tomorrow and announced that martial law was actually declared and then said "Just kidding"...."Man, you guys are too easy"

[niyad]

5. that I would love to see. would make the little paranoids heads explode!!

[seveneyes]

7. Remaining vocal

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

8. I never go to Walmart, but I just may have to tomorrow.

What should my sign say?

[niyad]

11. "calgon, take me away"???

[kairos12]

9. Corresponds with Amazon Prime day. Get your Lego FEMA Camps.

[niyad]

12. have to see what else is going on to distract us.

[niyad]

13. . . .

[Paladin]

15. Some of the Jade Helm loons are already back-peddling.....

....claiming they were originally just upset because the military didn't give communities like Bastrop enough advanced warning of their maneuvers. As if advanced notification is some sort of requirement. I know a few people who are up to their necks in this conspiracy bullshit, and I plan on making their lives a living hell for years to come, every time I see them. Texas DU'ers? I suggest you do the same.

[niyad]

16. since we have known about this for a couple of months, and the exercise started just today,

I would think that would be sufficient notice. yes, make their lives hell, they certainly deserve it for being so damned credulous.

[Avalux]

17. Just another hot day here so far....I did notice that traffic was a lot lighter than normal.

Maybe people stayed home and are hiding under their covers.

[niyad]

18. well, good, that will make it easier for the sane people to get around!

[Oneironaut]

19. Hide yer guns!

The Jesus-hatin Commies are coming!

[niyad]

20. as a friend who lives down there said, "what do these fools think they can do against

the military? this could get really interesting."

[NewJeffCT]

21. Are you kidding?

These guys masturbate to "Red Dawn" where a bunch of teenagers with guns defeated the invading Russian army.

[niyad]

22. they are beyond stupid.

[MrMickeysMom]

23. Some Texans will be on hand to greet you...

[niyad]

24. dear goddess!!! you should have WARNED us!!!

[sarge43]

34. Please post a graphic warning next time

[In_The_Wind]

39. Are those moths on her dress?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018781213

[MrMickeysMom]

41. Either that or...

… there's some damn angry bees around her Youth Dew perfume!


I remember a similar joke in secondary school with the southern lady saying, "bullshit". This one was played well!

[niyad]

25. . . .

[Texasgal]

26. Code name: Chupacabra checking in

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot.

All is well.

Over and out.

[niyad]

27. thank you!

[TexasTowelie]

29. No need to worry about it where my live.

My brother believes a lot of the conspiracy stuff and he is ex-Army so I don't have to worry about putting up any defense myself.

[niyad]

30. my friends down your way are keeping me posted. wow!!

[qnr]

31. SPAM, but you guys might like a couple of my shirts.

These are clickable links:

[niyad]

32. nice shirts!!!

hope this exposure helps!

[qnr]

33. Thanks - and thanks :D n/t

[SusanCalvin]

35. Here, sane I think.

[niyad]

36. excellent!

[vinny9698]

37. Kemah, Texas

Free fireworks display by Kemah Boardwalk, I believe will used to cover up the invasion and as a distraction.
Every Friday night the months of June and July.
Hoping for the best.

[niyad]

38. and we are hoping the same. fireworks, eh? such a handy distraction.

[kentauros]

40. I'm surrounded by plants!

And some whipped aquafaba

[niyad]

43. unless they are the carnivorous kind, the plants should be okay.

[kentauros]

46. Well, my GF did call a climbing one I have a Trifid

because of how fast it grows. Technically, I have two types of "Trifids." The other one is some kind of succulent that grows new plants every time it drops leaves

[niyad]

44. . . .

[hamsterjill]

47. Hey, I just heard from a Facebook friend that Jade Helm is being scaled back.

Because of all of the Texans who have guns!

I kid you not! I am friends on Facebook with a real nutcase from my small (and former) hometown. I was wondering how the crazies were going to frame things once the military exercise ends and there has been no takeover.

Now...I see...

Thanks for checking on us! We need ALL the help we can get to stay sane in this neck of the woods!

[niyad]

49. I understood that the exercise is at least several weeks long.

[hamsterjill]

56. Yes, it lasts until September.

But the crazies are already saying that their involvement (i.e., by open carry, etc.) has caused Obama to scale back the exercise with less equipment, etc.

You knew they weren't going to admit they were wrong after Jade Helm completes without fanfare, of course.

[niyad]

57. of course. sadly, their base will believe whatever nonsense they are told.

[LynneSin]

48. I heard they opened the same warehouses used by Carter and Clinton...

to store all the guns taken away from Texans

[niyad]

50. sighhhh. it is truly a pity that breathing is an autonomic function--otherwise, they

would not remember, and that would be the end of them!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

51. Reporting in here from Deep (Shit) East Texas.

Scouring the ground looking for Rick Perry's Lost Brain Cells. And Greg Abbott's Lost Ethics.

Vigilant for rampant stupidity (floats through the air).

Wallyworld has crummy stuff. The shorts and t shirts are ok for the six months when it's shorts and t shirt weather, but for occasions when I want to look like a respectable Republican in stealth mode, I hit Nordstrom!

[niyad]

52. thank you for the effort to find brains and ethics from that pair!! love nordy's!!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

55. Yeah!

Nord's in The Woodlands Mall -The Woodlands (N of Houston on I-45) and Highland Park Dallas for me! They actually will alter your clothes and have a REAL tailor! I'm in that twilight zone intersection between petites and low end "plus sizes" which are not all that huge. That means, get a jacket big enough to go around my shoulders and ribs, and then get the sleeves shortened 2 inches.

[hobbit709]

53. If they really wanted to take over TX

would they use a couple of dozen troops and a couple of Hummers, or would they roll out the 1st Cav from Ft. Hood?

[niyad]

54. that sounds about right.