Meet my midlife crisis
I didn't have any of these a year ago (except the cat). I've played guitar off and on since I was a teenager, but seriously, why didn't anyone tell me how much fun it is to play a banjo.
Still, cheaper and less hassle than a sportscar or mistress or something.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that 
I'd be happy to be able to play any one of those. I do own a mandolin, looks like yours but probably not as nice (it's a Fender electric too but got it used) and I am trying to learn to play it. It's hard to start from scratch with a new instrument when highly advanced in another (voice) which, for me, is as easy as breathing.
I think it's a good mid-life endeavor, doesn't seem to be a crisis.
figure out what key songs are in and can play a little so far but, having started learning it in my late 50s, I am not certain I will ever play well enough to pass an audition! 
I do play along with recordings I do my vocal "workouts" to and can actually play along while trying to sing for a verse or two and can pick out base lines and some chords, if I put more effort into it I would probably be better at it. I like the way they sound and know some really hot pickers. I thought that perhaps I would have an easier time with mandolins because I have small hands and triple-jointed-trigger thumbs, I can get most of my fingers to function on the fretboard without my thumbs getting in the way. Barre chords are a little tricky but the small neck is a plus. Think I'll get lessons this winter when there's no work around here and I can focus on it more.
Have fun with your new toys, being able to play them can keep one entertained for some time.
No one ever cries if you cut up a banjo. 
Just kidding. Old joke I heard many years ago from a heavy-metal aficionado. I love to listen to a talented banjo player. Congratulations on your mid-life crisis and that you were able to channel your energy in a good way. I was a bit more ham-handed when mine hit me like a freight train.
(s)he can toss it in the dumpster and it hits the accordion, already in the dumpster, on the first try, without hitting the sides of the dumpster!
Good luck with your playing "wooden" music. It's all I listen to any more!
Nothing like kicking back and plucking out some tunes. Always have wanted to get a banjo, maybe next on my list
Those Epi's are underrated. Damn fine guitar for the money for sure. I have an Epi Les Paul bass, and it thunders!! Only downside to it is the neck is so heavy compared to the smallish body that it constantly slips on my shoulder. Love playing it sitting down though.
Totally approve!
After years of not having a guitar, I suddenly got these. And that's just since April!
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His English sucks, but his artistry does not:
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