I think there is a better chance of having my picture on a milk carton....

[Grantuspeace]

I think there is a better chance of having my picture on a milk carton than there is finding a coke bottle with my name on it.

[BlueJazz]

1. What operating system are you using?

[Chan790]

2. An alternative perspective.

If you can find your name on a Coca-Cola bottle...congratulations, your parents are/were highly-unoriginal people!

[LiberalElite]

4. My name is virtually never

seen anywhere either. It went out of style 50 years ago. Everytime I see name stuff like keychains etc. in a store I look for my name. Nope. not there either. I guess it gives a feeling of what? to have your name on a keychain - belonging to a group? Now I'm wondering why it's put on stuff in the first place.

Edit: I stopped drinking soda a loong time ago so even if Coke had my name on a bottle now - I don't fkg care. So there, Coke.

[malthaussen]

3. My mother just brought home a bottle of Coke...

... otherwise, I'd have no idea what you're talking about.

If your name is Sharon, you can stop crying.

-- Mal

[MicaelS]

5. You can check right here.

Don't feel bad if it isn't there. My real name isn't there either. But you can make a Virtual Bottle with your name.

Hey, looks like you can buy an actual custom bottle with your name for $5, plus shipping.

http://www.shareacoke.com/#find

[Kali]

6. I am familiar with that feeling

but saves time, I gave up looking for keychain a LLLLOOOONNNGGG time ago.