Weather Map Shows 100% Chance Of Penis

[marmar]

An interesting weather pattern popped up over the East Coast this week, but what has everyone talking isn't the chance of thunderstorms in some areas and heavy rain in others. It's what the two systems look like together on the map.

The graphic of a green penis-shaped weather pattern stretching roughly 800 miles long caught the attention of the WGN morning news crew in Chicago.

"The East Coast getting the shaft," said one of the anchors. "You call that a rod of high pressure."

"You can't argue with the computer," said another. "It's science." ..................(more)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-weather-map_55cc0690e4b064d5910a82df?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&kvcommref=mostpopular

[Major Nikon]

1. They're fucked now

[Angry Dragon]

2. not yet ........... no moisture showing

[Major Nikon]

3. That's the happy ending

[SusanaMontana41]

7. ROFLMAO! n/t

[Xipe Totec]

13. Dry humping isn't any better. nt

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. Brings new meaning to the term "flash flooding"

[rug]

5. Spurts of rain.

[Yavin4]

6. Canada should expect a surge in pregnancies following this storm. n/t

[Capt.Rocky300]

8. It's all American cities that are getting the shaft!

[progressoid]

9. Global warming has shown an increase in penis

[LiberalElite]

10. I look at Accuweather every day -

I'm on the East Coast. How the heck did I miss this?

[csziggy]

11. It must not have lasted four hours or longer

[LiberalElite]

12. HA! nt