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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsFlorida makes nudity legal on beaches! (Empire News)
Pretty funny stuff about needing a permit for which you have to submit a picture....
http://empirenews.net/state-of-florida-passes-law-which-makes-nudity-legal-at-all-public-beaches/
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Florida makes nudity legal on beaches! (Empire News) (Original Post)
yellowcanine
Aug 2015
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elleng
(130,974 posts)1. “As long as you are a fairly attractive person, nobody is going to complain.”
If you are overweight by more than twenty pounds, you will not be given a license. You will be politely asked to go on a diet and come back at a later date to try again. It really is not that complicated.
You will also be asked to submit a picture of your face and genitals. If youre not too ugly or fat, then they will issue you a license for a fee of only $10, which will be good for 1 year.
petronius
(26,602 posts)2. This is a great idea, but I think it was a little over-the-top for them to
preemptively send me a permit denial -- I've never even been to Florida...
UrbScotty
(23,980 posts)6. I got one too (nt)
raccoon
(31,111 posts)3. What about those who have concealed-carry permits? What will they do? nt
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)4. Walk rather stiffly.
Walk rather stiffly.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)5. Empire News!1!
F A L S E
To the inevitable disappointment of Spring Break revelers everywhere, Empire News is a fake news site devoted to entirely fabricated tales. The sites disclaimer explains that:
Empire News is intended for entertainment purposes only. Our website and social media content uses only fictional names, except in cases of public figure and celebrity parody or satirization. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
Among the sites more prolific prior lies were a claim that the entire United States would be blanketed in a suffocating snowfall during the winter of 2014-2015, that DNA testing revealed a deceased homeless man was Elvis Presley, and that President Obama admitted he had forged his birth certificate.
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)7. Well you had me "excited" there for a minute.....
That I could head to Florida, but it was just a big tease.