And the sign said...

[peacebird]

Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."


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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."


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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."


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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."


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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."


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In a Veterinarian's
waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"


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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you
send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."


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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."


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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak!"

[GeorgeGist]

1. Also on a Septic Truck ...

"Straight flush beats a full house.

[peacebird]

5. For some reason that immediately popped up a mental image of Golgathan from Dogma...!

http://dogma-movie.com/pics/strip/strip6.html

[malthaussen]

2. Signs...

-- Mal

[cyberswede]

3. On a port-a-john truck

"We're number one in the number two business."

[peacebird]

4. Love it!

[Xyzse]

6. Nice. Thanks for the laughs.

[peacebird]

7. Feel like we all need to laugh a little more. : )

[Xyzse]

8. Yeah, it helps.

[IcyPeas]

9. very funny - good laughs for a monday morning

[Shrek]

10. "Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy."

[BlueJazz]

14. That's a great one !

[sarge43]

11. A sign my husband made for the fence around his bee hives

"If it sounds like these bees are operating a chain saw,
Don't come any closer."

[Lil Missy]

12. sign in company's Word Processing Dept.

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

13. Jake's Chicken in Chicago by my house:

"Only the rooster gets a better piece"

[HeiressofBickworth]

15. Sign on egg delivery truck (True!)

"Our eggs are so fresh, the hen doesn't know we have them."

Saw this on a truck when I was a teen in the 60's.