Need help from someone fluent in French.

[taterguy]

What the fuck is this guy saying?

Please advise.

[rug]

1. He wants to be sedated.

[taterguy]

2. It took him that many words to say that?

Or are you yanking my chain?

[rug]

5. French is a complex language.

[pinboy3niner]

3. I think I need new glasses. At first glance I wondered why you would need help...

...from someone flatulent in French.

[uriel1972]

4. Ca Plane Pour Moi...

Apparantly means "My couch for Me" the song is partly in English as well "I am KIng of the Divan" whatever that means?
Google might throw up some help.
As an aside, this is one of my favourite songs.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

6. He's saying:

http://www.metrolyrics.com/ca-plane-pour-moi-lyrics-plastic-bertrand.html

[GreydeeThos]

11. translate google

(Wham! Bam!)
(My cat 'Splash')
Lying on my bed
A ate her tongue

Drinking
(Trunk)
My whiskey
When me

Little sleep, drained, and bullied
I had to sleep in the gutter
I had a flash
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
In four colors

Let's go!
A morning
A
(Lulu)
Came to me

Doll Cellophane
Chinese Hair
A plaster
A hangover

Drank My Beer
In a large glass
Made of rubber
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
As an Indian in his igloo

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me
Ca plane pour moi, me, me, me, me
That Plane For Me
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
That Plane For Me

Let's go! The chick
What panard!
What vibration!
To send

On the mat
Filed, ruined, drained, filled
"You are the king of the couch!"
She told me via
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
I am the king of the couch

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me
Ca plane pour moi, me, me, me, me
That Plane For Me
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
That Plane For Me

Let's go!
Never mind, you inquite
Hands off my plant
It's not today

What the sky will fall on my head
And I will miss that alcohol
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
That Plane For Me

Let's go! My nana
Shot herself
Has barred
Finally it is
(Fed)
break everything

The sink, the bar leaving me alone
Like a big asshole
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
The foot in the dish

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me
Ca plane pour moi, me, me, me, me
That Plane For Me
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
That Plane For Me

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me
Ca plane pour moi, me, me, me, me
That Plane For Me

[Major Nikon]

7. Better to be fluent in gibberish

[redwitch]

8. My fave from Plastic Bertrand

[kentauros]

9. This man will teach you French:

[uriel1972]

10. Oh and he's Belgian... nt

[taterguy]

12. So?

[uriel1972]

13. just a random factoid...

You now know a Belgian Pop Star if you are ever asked at a quiz