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Orrex

(63,224 posts) Mon Jan 11, 2016, 01:38 PM Jan 2016

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I will vote for whichever candidate bans "kettle chips"

These vile flakes of granite have no business associating in any way with potato chips. A decent society would have outlawed them upon creation and jailed their creator in perpetuity.

Anyone who claims to enjoy these cruel, knife-edged jokes is either a defeated victim or a willful conspirator.

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I will vote for whichever candidate bans "kettle chips" (Original Post) Orrex Jan 2016 OP

Them are fightin' words hibbing Jan 2016 #1

Stockholm Syndrom, you poor, poor soul Orrex Jan 2016 #3

I personally enjoy a good kettle chip, but ashling Jan 2016 #2

But, but, but raptor_rider Jan 2016 #4

I don't like kettle chips! n/t discntnt_irny_srcsm Jan 2016 #5

You're just wrong Facility Inspector Jan 2016 #6

You're probably going to eat them while listening to it, aren't you? Orrex Jan 2016 #7

dagnabbit! Facility Inspector Jan 2016 #8

there is a brand called Boulder Canyon that's very good. Mosby Jan 2016 #9

Yes, those are great! AwakeAtLast Jan 2016 #23

Another America Hater Heard From ProfessorGAC Jan 2016 #10

I'll get you a bucket of slate shards--you won't know the difference. Orrex Jan 2016 #11

Kettle chips are just wrong. gvstn Jan 2016 #12

FYI, Pringles are not potato chips. Uniformity is bad for chips. nt TeamPooka Jan 2016 #13

Mmmm. progressoid Jan 2016 #22

Off to ignore you go. Oh neverminnd. I already have you on ignore for your madinmaryland Jan 2016 #14

Wait, when did Orrex become a Rush fan? Dr. Strange Jan 2016 #18

Nice post, Midlo! madinmaryland Jan 2016 #20

i will take a ruffles anyday over a gum slicing kettle. nt restorefreedom Jan 2016 #15

John P. Wintergreen for President! DFW Jan 2016 #16

Hate 'em n/t TexasBushwhacker Jan 2016 #17

Jalapeno Kettle Chips are yummers! mackerel Jan 2016 #19

And pretzel buns... awoke_in_2003 Jan 2016 #21

You're just projecting. kentauros Jan 2016 #24

hibbing

(10,109 posts)

1. Them are fightin' words

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 02:15 PM

Jan 2016

I love the extra crunch and brutal mouth experience of munching on those. Get the salt and vinegar flavor and you double your pleasure.

Not sure which I am a defeated victim or a willful conspirator.

Peace

Orrex

(63,224 posts)

3. Stockholm Syndrom, you poor, poor soul

Reply to hibbing (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 02:53 PM

Jan 2016

We'll help you get through this, I promise.

ashling

(25,771 posts)

2. I personally enjoy a good kettle chip, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 02:30 PM

Jan 2016

I can see that you are passionate about this issue and so I will ban the vile kettle chips in return for your vote and - I hope - passionate support (though I don't condone violence).

Look at the guy in the red hat! Wonderful hat -

raptor_rider

(1,014 posts)

4. But, but, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:01 PM

Jan 2016

The Jalapeño ones are soooooooooooo nummy..........

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,482 posts)

5. I don't like kettle chips! n/t

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:06 PM

Jan 2016

Facility Inspector

(615 posts)

6. You're just wrong

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:21 PM

Jan 2016

wrong, I tell you.

Especially about the secret life of arabia.

and kettle chips.

Orrex

(63,224 posts)

7. You're probably going to eat them while listening to it, aren't you?

Reply to Facility Inspector (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:24 PM

Jan 2016

AREN'T YOU!?!?

Facility Inspector

(615 posts)

8. dagnabbit!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:25 PM

Jan 2016

keep ur hands off mah chipz!

Mosby

(16,350 posts)

9. there is a brand called Boulder Canyon that's very good.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:39 PM

Jan 2016

You might like them, they are not super crunchy.

Another thing to consider is the kettle chips are a little lower in fat content.

AwakeAtLast

(14,133 posts)

23. Yes, those are great!

Reply to Mosby (Reply #9)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 01:37 AM

Jan 2016

I can't buy them very often any more.

ProfessorGAC

(65,168 posts)

10. Another America Hater Heard From

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 03:54 PM

Jan 2016

You take your wimpy freedom chips to your room. Me, i want the extra super crunch!

Orrex

(63,224 posts)

11. I'll get you a bucket of slate shards--you won't know the difference.

Reply to ProfessorGAC (Reply #10)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 04:09 PM

Jan 2016

Crunchtastic!

gvstn

(2,805 posts)

12. Kettle chips are just wrong.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 04:32 PM

Jan 2016

Too greasy, too hard, too thick.

I don't ever buy them but the other disgusting chip, Pringles, just have the perfect shape and thinness to fit on your tongue. They don't taste that good bur are designed perfectly to be fun to eat. I might buy a can of those one day, soon.

Come at me! And hopefully convince me not to do it.

TeamPooka

(24,254 posts)

13. FYI, Pringles are not potato chips. Uniformity is bad for chips. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:10 PM

Jan 2016

progressoid

(49,999 posts)

22. Mmmm.

Reply to TeamPooka (Reply #13)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 01:17 AM

Jan 2016

I used to eat those by the can.

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

14. Off to ignore you go. Oh neverminnd. I already have you on ignore for your

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:46 PM

Jan 2016

love of Rush the Band.

Dr. Strange

(25,923 posts)

18. Wait, when did Orrex become a Rush fan?

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 11:51 PM

Jan 2016

Did I miss the happy occasion?

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

20. Nice post, Midlo!

Reply to Dr. Strange (Reply #18)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 12:15 AM

Jan 2016

restorefreedom

(12,655 posts)

15. i will take a ruffles anyday over a gum slicing kettle. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:56 PM

Jan 2016

DFW

(54,436 posts)

16. John P. Wintergreen for President!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 07:10 PM

Jan 2016

And the Supreme Court will decide in favor of corn muffins!

(slightly dated reference, beware)

TexasBushwhacker

(20,214 posts)

17. Hate 'em n/t

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 11:26 PM

Jan 2016

mackerel

(4,412 posts)

19. Jalapeno Kettle Chips are yummers!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 12:06 AM

Jan 2016

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

21. And pretzel buns...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 12:48 AM

Jan 2016

Those things are horrid

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

24. You're just projecting.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 03:30 AM

Jan 2016

So, honestly, what's your favorite flavor and brand?

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