For all you Pundits out there...

[trof]

- I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

- When chemists die, they barium.

- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

- I'm reading a book about ant-gravity. I can't put it down.

- They told me I had type A blood, but it was a typo.

- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

- Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

- Broken pencils are pointless.

- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I must be a Pundit, my dear trof!

They are hilarious!

[trof]

3. Can't take credit. Sent to me by my Nashville cousin.

[LiberalElite]

2. oooooo..... eom

[Suich]

4. Thank you, Nashville cousin!