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red dog 1

(27,844 posts) Mon Feb 1, 2016, 08:31 PM Feb 2016

Why did Jeb Bush walk across the road?

Because his mother asked him not to run.

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Why did Jeb Bush walk across the road? (Original Post) red dog 1 Feb 2016 OP

Because he wanted to torment another family whose loved one was beyond saving. kairos12 Feb 2016 #1

Because MosheFeingold Feb 2016 #4

He thought he saw a vote MowCowWhoHow III Feb 2016 #2

To ask the guy in the garage if he solved global warming yet Donkees Feb 2016 #3

I thought it was to get a participation trophy. Initech Feb 2016 #5

Because his Limo broke down, of course. DFW Feb 2016 #6

To say he enjoys getting run over. lovemydog Feb 2016 #7

kairos12

(12,866 posts)

1. Because he wanted to torment another family whose loved one was beyond saving.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 12:36 PM

Feb 2016

MosheFeingold

(3,051 posts)

4. Because

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 12:52 PM

Feb 2016

His daddy crossed the road, his brother crossed the road, and mommy said he could cross the road, too.

MowCowWhoHow III

(2,103 posts)

2. He thought he saw a vote

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 12:42 PM

Feb 2016

He was mistaken!

Donkees

(31,445 posts)

3. To ask the guy in the garage if he solved global warming yet

Reply to MowCowWhoHow III (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 12:51 PM

Feb 2016

Initech

(100,097 posts)

5. I thought it was to get a participation trophy.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 04:31 PM

Feb 2016

DFW

(54,427 posts)

6. Because his Limo broke down, of course.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 05:53 PM

Feb 2016

Why else?

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

7. To say he enjoys getting run over.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Feb 3, 2016, 01:00 PM

Feb 2016

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