This is sadism.

[rug]

[Solly Mack]

1. I agree. Would screw up my entire count.

Not to mention how it offends my (albeit admittedly warped) sensibilities.

[rug]

3. I would obsess on that tile till I snapped.

Probably getting out of the shower. I don't mind snapping but I'd like it to be under a more dignified circumstance.

[Solly Mack]

6. I'd have to close my eyes to use that bathroom.

Have to deny that single tile its very existence.

That tile screams at me.

[denbot]

2. Oh dear god, that would make me crazy.. 'er.

Seriously, I'd have to paint it.

[rug]

4. I'd probably scrape at the grout until my fingers bled.

The trouble with painting over it, you'd always know it was . . . . there.

[denbot]

8. Wow, you're right..

The kicker would be, if there is any age type patina, a replacement tile would never color match.


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[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. I't's something I would do and I am seriously OCD

[rug]

7. You may like these.

I found it here: http://imgur.com/gallery/WI9Ih

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. Yup, that's me. I'm the guy that measures to make sure that the TV is in the exact

Center of the living room, +- 1/32"

[rug]

10. If my eyes were better I'd be the same way.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

14. When I was young it would have been 1/64th but I can' see that well anymore.

When I started in the sheet metal trade I started at a precision shop. Anything we did by hand was to the nearest 64th". Anything by machine was to the nearest .100thousandth. I never got over that. If we broke up a piece of steel it was 90 degrees, not 89 or 91. After there I went to a shop that produced duct work for high rises like the TransAmerica Pyrimyd. When they saw me taking out my Starette Square to check the ductwork for EXACTLY 90 degrees they about chopped my head off...but...the precision had already been established. Now, at 65, the same standerds are too ingrained to go away.

[rug]

19. What a great trade.

[csziggy]

25. I love this comment there

unnoticeable 875 points : 22 replies : 15 hours ago reply

What you don't see in the last picture is the symmetry of the tiles. There is a red tile directly opposite this one on the ceiling.

[rug]

29. Hah!

I missed that comment. That would be even more evil.

[blogslut]

11. I have faux marble tile on my bathroom floor.

An image of Vladimir Lenin side-eyes me every time I go potty.

[rug]

13. At least it's not Kerensky.

[BlueJazz]

12. Looks like part of a Rubik's cube

[rug]

15. Imagine if they made a Rubik's cube with one odd square.

[madinmaryland]

16. Oh fer fuck sake!! Who the fuck peed and missed the toilet..

and couldn't take the time to clean their dribble up!!

[rug]

17. Who could pee with such precision?

Not I.

[rurallib]

21. Target Practice!

[Laffy Kat]

18. WHY would someone do this? Geesh. nt

[rug]

20. To fuck with humanity.

There is no other explanation.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

27. I like it!

But I'm also an anarcho-socialist.

[panader0]

22. Bathmat?

[rug]

23. No. It must be eradicated, not hidden.

[hunter]

24. 9X6=54

Or else it's just one bit in a really, really big number.

Anyways, you don't want perfection, it's bad luck.

Or similar, the Japanese Wabi-sabi

There's also a tile tradition to incorporate an old tile into any remodel with newer tile.

And now that I think about it, wouldn't it be a funny joke to mix up some urine colored clear epoxy and sprinkle it about in front of a toilet?

[montana_hazeleyes]

26. The red one is right and the rest are all wrong.

I can deal with it better that way.

[rug]

28. Wabi-sabi.

That could be it.

So it was done either by a Zen Master or a mass-murdering sociopath.