I got booted out of a chatroom for quoting Crow T. Robot

[kentauros]

No, I won't link it
But as the site owner was having fun with April Fools Day and having the site bots "take over" I was quoting my favorite robot. "Serious" people didn't like it because they were trying to have a "serious" conversation.

Fine. I'll quote Crow T. Robot where people actually know who he is and can appreciate the humor, especially today

Join in with Crow or your other favorite 'bot (not limited to MST3k)

Crow T. Robot: In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

Crow T. Robot: This is really something. I don't know what, but it's something.

Crow T. Robot: You're really stupid if you get hit by a car AFTER the Apocalypse.

Crow T. Robot: I've been thinking about this chapstick, and it really helps our side to use as much chapstick as possible, although as a lubricant, it's awful. I prefer 10W40, or 10W30 in the winter, or 5W30 or any lubricant with a heavy viscosity, though many orifices of the body produce their own lubricants or secretions. My favorite orifices are: the nose, the ear - the ear produces a gelatinous, wax-like substance which can be removed with a swab. Not to be confused with a swabby. Remember, never stick anything in your ear larger than a pirate. This could cause severe pillaging. "Arr! Jim-boy! Pieces of meat! What's in those barrels anyway?"

Joel: Why is she limping?
Crow T. Robot: Because she got an arrow in her chest.

Crow T. Robot: Killed by a tether ball.

Crow T. Robot: Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?

Crow T. Robot: A brain the size of a walnut.
Joel: The dinosaur?
Crow T. Robot: No, the director.

Crow T. Robot: Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for Scientists Who Get Pummeled...

Crow T. Robot: You know it's gonna be funny, he's wearing corderoy

[mackerel]

1. You're missing the binary solo

[kentauros]

2. I wouldn't say I was missing it ;)

Nonetheless,