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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsToo-large bulge in crotch leads to airport arrest (mildly NSFW)
Not The Onion!
http://www.sfgate.com/world/article/Too-large-bulge-in-crotch-leads-to-airport-arrest-7229746.php
A man who was trying to smuggle drugs into Spain was busted when Madrid Airport officers noticed an exceptionally large bulge in his crotch.
A search of the hand luggage of the 43-year-old passenger, who had flown in from Costa Rica, turned up nothing, but the unusually large object protruding from his pants caught their attention, according to a story Tuesday in the Daily Mail.
Under two pairs of shorts, the officials found a plastic container attached to the man's genitals. It was filled with more than a pound of cocaine.
Spanish police, tongues firmly implanted in cheeks, tweeted a picture of the trafficker alongside the message: "A suspicious package between his legs."
A search of the hand luggage of the 43-year-old passenger, who had flown in from Costa Rica, turned up nothing, but the unusually large object protruding from his pants caught their attention, according to a story Tuesday in the Daily Mail.
Under two pairs of shorts, the officials found a plastic container attached to the man's genitals. It was filled with more than a pound of cocaine.
Spanish police, tongues firmly implanted in cheeks, tweeted a picture of the trafficker alongside the message: "A suspicious package between his legs."
Well, I guess Trump's off the hook.
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Too-large bulge in crotch leads to airport arrest (mildly NSFW) (Original Post)
KamaAina
Apr 2016
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)1. Kind of reminds me of this:
sarge43
(28,942 posts)2. Yup
3catwoman3
(24,032 posts)3. There is someone who walks...
...at the indoor track I use who wears very tight bicycle pants that must have a built in seat or some other sort of padding. This bulge is in the back, and this guy looks like he is walking around with a load in his pants. Very disconcerting. I am always glad when he is not there.
KartBlanche
(28 posts)5. Jeez. I would be too.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)6. Welcome to DU!
KartBlanche
(28 posts)8. Thank you.
Maybe that eagle would have better luck if Trump's hands weren't so small!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)4. Poor planning. Not enough tape.
TheDormouse
(1,168 posts)7. who actually wears purple underwear like that?
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)9. Who'd he think he was... Robert Plant?
Initech
(100,100 posts)10. Why yes, officer, I am happy to see you!