Jesus should be more specific

[Major Nikon]

[iscooterliberally]

1. Jesus might be the one this person was turning to, but...

...Satan was obviously their driving instructor.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Jesus delivered the swervin' on the mount.

[trof]

15. Nice one.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Jesus hosts the Antique Road Show...

[clarice]

4. That's what happens when you turn right.nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Ha!

Brings back memories of Bob Newhart's routine of being a driving instructor.

[Rhiannon12866]

10. Made me laugh, too, and I remember the Bob Newhart routine!

One of my first times on an airplane, when they still had those earphones and you could listen to different "channels," I remember listening to that...

Welcome back! We've missed you!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. It felt good to post again! I think it's been four years, maybe more, since making a post...

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Well, I got to know you here in 2005, when you talked me through baking my first Christmas ham

I'll always be grateful for that and I have always enjoyed your posts. DU has certainly changed a lot, more groups now than I even know about and I recognize fewer posters here everyday.

And you came back at a particularly difficult time, the most contentious election season I've witnessed here, worse than 2004 which I thought was pretty rough. But many of us long timers are hanging in here and I'm so happy to welcome you back! Please stick around this time and don't leave us for so long again!

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Christmas ham! Woo hoo!!

And it is sad that in this election cycle, dems/liberals/progressives are fighting so much.

Truth is, every Republican that ran for president this year is insane and objectively unqualified for the office.

Every dem running this time would make a wonderful president. Differences between them? Sure. But especially between Sanders or Clinton, both excellent in their own way. I get tired of the bitching back and forth between certain people of both camps.

[Rhiannon12866]

19. I certainly agree!

After such resounding defeats in the last couple of elections, it's impossible to believe that the Republicans just keep choosing worse every single time. They were initially looking for Paul Ryan to get them out of the corner they painted themselves into, but doesn't anyone remember the very last election??

As for DU, I agree on that, as well. The fighting and insults we see here are certainly unprecedented, at least in my time (2003). What we really need to be doing is getting out there and doing everything we can to ensure a high turnout so there is no possible chance of stealing or any of the other shenanigans the RW is so fond of. The alternatives are just unimaginable and we are in agreement on that or we wouldn't be here in the first place.

[Dr. Strange]

22. I'd know that stillsuit anywhere! That's Naib Rabrrrrrr!

Let's play a game: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018859208

[ohnoyoudidnt]

6. I'm sure he had his reasons. nt

[Enrique]

7. and Jesus told them...

You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.

[rurallib]

8. Quick story on a similar situation

Our daughter was moving to a new city with her boyfriend many years back.
As always with moving we needed a couple of things.
It was late in the day and were were tired. So we decided to go to WallyWorld.
We knew approximately where it was but weren't finding it. We came off the interstate to be greeted by a billboard that said "ASK JESUS"
Being a little punchy at the time I said why not and yelled out "Jesus Christ, Where is the Walmart?"

I then turned left, drove over the overpass and there was the Walmart just a couple blocks ahead.
My kids about died laughing.

[3catwoman3]

12. That is a great...

...story!

[mnhtnbb]

13. What a great story.

Thanks for the chuckle!

[Still Blue in PDX]

14. I love it! LOL'd (or is it L'd OL?) nt

[baldguy]

9. To be fair, Jesus never had to learn to drive a car.

[trof]

16. Yeah, an ass was the best he could do.

Only the Philistines had cars.

[lunatica]

20. Jesus always gives odd and confusing advice

He needs to work on his communication skills.

[Initech]

21. That's why he's just all right.