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kairos12

(12,861 posts) Sat Apr 16, 2016, 12:23 AM Apr 2016

Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room."

Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."

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Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room." (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 2016 OP

... Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #1

Hardy har har shadowmayor Apr 2016 #2

LOL and ugh Lunabell Apr 2016 #3

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. jtuck004 Apr 2016 #4

Love it! The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2016 #8

A guy showed up at his psychiatry appointment dressed only in cellophane. Scuba Apr 2016 #5

Wins the thread. kairos12 Apr 2016 #6

Doctor: "How is the boy who swallowed the silver dollar?" Doc_Technical Apr 2016 #7

Receptionist: There's a man in the waiting room who says he can make himself invisible. rug Apr 2016 #9

Rhiannon12866

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Sat Apr 16, 2016, 01:52 AM

Apr 2016

shadowmayor

(1,325 posts)

2. Hardy har har

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Sat Apr 16, 2016, 02:21 AM

Apr 2016

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head and says . . .

Hey Doc! Can you help me get this guy out from under me???

Lunabell

(6,080 posts)

3. LOL and ugh

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Sat Apr 16, 2016, 02:54 AM

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jtuck004

(15,882 posts)

4. A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey.

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Sat Apr 16, 2016, 03:32 AM

Apr 2016

When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied."
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"Weird guy," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.