OK, admit it. You'd love to be The Donald, even if just for a day.

[trof]

Yeah, he's an asshole.
But what a life.

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[pfitz59]

1. Wasteful indulgence

I don't have the greed or ego to want his life, even for a day...

[trof]

2. Wretched Excess, to coin a phrase.

[Downwinder]

3. Not for a moment.

[trof]

5. Aw, c'mon...

Minions catering to your every whim 24/7?
No, I wouldn't actually like to 'BE' him.
Just enjoy what he has for a bit.

[Downwinder]

6. I'm not stressed for it anymore.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. Ok I'll be him just for long enough to transfer all his wealth to me.

And I'll make sure I don't stand in front of a mirror naked.

[ailsagirl]

8. Not for a nanosecond

He is everything I despise in a person. And then some.

[trueblue2007]

4. Rump is an AssHat

[kentauros]

7. Were you looking in the mirror when you wrote that?

[Trajan]

9. Never ...

I've despised that ahole since I first saw who he was ... and heard him tell me how wonderful he is ...

Fuck him ... Yeah, it would be great to be rich and everything, but the mere thought of my self occupying HIS space is repellent to me ...

[Aristus]

10. Yes. For just one day.

Just long enough for me to give away his entire fortune to worthy causes.

When The Real Donald resumed his place the next day, he wouldn't have enough for cab fare to the poorhouse.

And without $200,000,000-worth of seed money, I doubt seriously that he'd be able to plant another billion-dollar business.

[worstexever]

11. Nah, not me

I try to be more careful about what I say so as not to offend anyone. Sometimes it happens anyway but I wouldn't strive to be offensive.

I also try not to appear ignorant.

[TeamPooka]

13. I would take over his body long enough to withdraw from the race and endorse the Democrat. nt

[chknltl]

14. Color me vain but my hair is real....nuff said!

[Skittles]

15. no

I can honestly say no; I would not enjoy being around people who were paid to kiss my ass

[hamsterjill]

16. I'd love to have control of all the money for one day.

Disburse it to needy organizations and individuals. But I wouldn't want to be an elitist jerk, and I sure as hell would NOT want to look like him. Yuck!

[MosheFeingold]

17. Donald is great!

Where else, but America, can a little orange child, grow up and:

be a sports star in HS and then dodge the Vietnam draft claiming to be sickly;

get a $100,000,000 loan guarantee from his father to start a company;

go bankrupt not once, but four times;

have a string of really crappy and unsuccessful businesses;

be married to a string of foreign women (because they are doing a job American women won't do) and cheat on them;

be repeatedly sued for fraud;

employ illegal aliens by the 1,000s;

kick a widow out of her home using eminent domain so he can park casino limos;

And be heralded as a successful businessman with great pro-family conservative values!

He's such a fricking joke, I can't believe it.

It tells you something about the power of the corporate media that is pushing him.

[lunatica]

18. Nah. I'm fine doing things for myself

Really. I can go to a nice restaurant if I want to be waited on.

[robertgodardfromnj]

19. Haha, no thanks

I'd rather NOT be the target of endless derision wherever I go. Plus his hairdo is terrible.

[TexasBushwhacker]

20. Can I spend all his money

There are plenty of good causes I would support.

[malthaussen]

21. Speak for yourself. n/t

[trof]

22. Uh, I'm pretty sure I just did.