Donald Trump is Sworn in as President of the United States on January 20, 2017
On the first night he spends in the White House, President Trump is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
Trump asks:" George, what can I best do to serve the people of the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington replies: "Never tell a lie."
Trump replies: "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night Trump is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
Trump asks: "Thomas, what can I best do to serve the people of the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson replies: "Do not bully the people."
Again Trump replies: "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night Trump is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Trump asks: "Abraham, what can I best do to serve the people of the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln replies: "Go see a play."
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*rim shot*...
