That fruit salad on the lunch cart left over from yesterday.

[Orrex]

It's probably still good, right?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. Probably yes. Probably.

Odds are, it won't kill you. Go for it.

[Tom Kitten]

2. Worried about bacteria? You could microwave it

This has been researched...

http://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/33871/how-can-i-keep-my-salad-cold-in-the-microwave

[Orrex]

3. SPARE ME YOUR WITCHCRAFT!!!!

I want some leathery watermelon and I want it now!

[Tom Kitten]

4. OK -Here ya go

Sorry for the delay. Had to microwave it

[Orrex]

5. That's... Wow.

I'm proud of myself when I can carve a three-triangle-and-jagged-smile jack o' lantern, so these food sculptures always amaze me.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Depends on how fast it's crawling

If it's only moving slowly you're probably okay. Go for it!

[lunatica]

7. Are there fly larvae on it?

That's how you can tell. No larvae means it's perfectly OK. It's like the 3 second rule of food being OK when it falls on the floor as long as you pick it up within 3 seconds.

[Laffy Kat]

8. OMG, NO!

Err on the side of caution, always.

[sl8]

9. Too late, I'm afraid.

Sad, very sad.

Say, does anyone know who's getting his car?

[Skittles]

10. I won't be kicking your ass when you get the trots

THAT'S for sure

[lame54]

11. If not there is always Chipotle