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The Reverend William Archibald Spooner was born in London on July 22, 1844. He was an albino and suffered defective eyesight, and it is thought that this caused some of his verbal confusions which were later dubbed "spoonerisms". These included "it is kisstomary to cuss the bride".
Spooner, who died on August 29, 1930, was an Anglican priest, scholar and writer. He studied at New College, Oxford, before lecturing there for 60 years, in history, philosophy and divinity.
He was apparently an amiable, kind and hospitable man, though absent-minded. He also had a keen intellect, which is where his problems began. His tongue barely kept up with his thought processes, resulting in an unintentional interchange of sounds, producing a phrase with a meaning entirely different from the one intended. That is what is now called a spoonerism.
The more agitated the good Reverend became, the more acute the manifestation of sound switching. There are a number of well substantiated oddities of a more subtle kind: "Was it you or your brother who was killed in the Great War?" fro example.
Spooner is buried In Grasmere Cemetery in the Lake District.
SPOONERISMS
On meeting a widow, he remarked that it was very sad, "her husband came to a sad end. He was eaten by missionaries."
Calling John Millington Synge's famous Irish play "The Ploughboy of the Western World.
At a wedding: "It is kisstomary to cuss the bride."
"Blushing crow" for "crushing blow."
"The Lord is a shoving leopard" (Loving shepherd).
"A well-boiled icicle" for "well-oiled bicycle."
"I have in my bosom a half-warmed fish" (for half-formed wish), supposedly said in a speech to Queen Victoria.
A toast to "our queer old dean" instead of to "our dear old Queen."
Upon dropping his hat: "Will nobody pat my hiccup?"
"Go and shake a tower" (Go and take a shower).
Paying a visit to a college official: "Is the bean dizzy?"
"You will leave by the town drain."
When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flung out.
"Such Bulgarians should be vanished..." (Such vulgarians should be banished).
Addressing farmers as "ye noble tons of soil".
"You have tasted a whole worm" (to a lazy student).
"The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer."
And, the classic: "Mardon me padom, you are occupewing my pie. May I sew you to another sheet?"
madamesilverspurs
(15,805 posts)And my older brother still calls me his "sisty ugler with the mugly ug"...
Tom Kitten
(7,347 posts)it was down at the river
TexasBushwhacker
(20,196 posts)He would mix up and combine cliches. He would say things like "Don't stick your neck out on a limb" and "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it". Her English teacher friend called his expressions "Naveuxisms".
Brother Buzz
(36,444 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,208 posts)was when James Naughtie referred to Jeremy Hunt, MP - then the Culture Secretary, and now one of the worst Health Secretaries ever - as 'Jeremy C*nt, the Hulture Secretary'.