Well, is this just sick or what?

[packman]

Putting your loved one's ashes to good use - in glass, wood and silver, no less

"Bob, what time is it?"
"Half past Daddy's arm bone - I think"



http://www.inthelighturns.com/hourglass-urns.html

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Now, wait a minute...

forgetting relatives, I do have the ashes of several pets I've had cremated.

300 bucks is a lot, though.

[packman]

2. Couldn't agree more - if I had 300$ to spend

on some of my relatives or a pet's ashes, I know what decision I'd make - no contest.

[Orrex]

3. And that's how you make a grandfather clock.

[Orrex]

4. Well, Mom always did have an hourglass figure.

[Orrex]

5. Father Time?

[Orrex]

6. Watch children?

[Orrex]

7. Second Cousins?

[Orrex]

8. Her name was Sandra, but now we call her Aunt Sandy.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Did you say that's "Granny" or "grainy"?

[Enrique]

10. time is relative

[Orrex]

11. I think we have a winner

[rug]

12. It runs much slower at Thanksgiving.

[rurallib]

13. better than snorting the old man like Keith Richards said he once did