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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts) Mon Sep 5, 2016, 02:49 AM Sep 2016

I once had a sheep that wasn't wasn't right-handed or left-handed

She was lambidextrous.

But ewe knew that.

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I once had a sheep that wasn't wasn't right-handed or left-handed (Original Post) pinboy3niner Sep 2016 OP

C'mon people, this is an animal pun thread--it's a high steaks game. nt pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #1

Yeah, but... IcyPeas Sep 2016 #2

You're just being offal pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #3

That renders the whole thing moot Orrex Sep 2016 #7

That was baaaaaaaaaaad. LeftofObama Sep 2016 #4

I see I can't pull the wool over your eyes. nt pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #5

That's right! I've been fleeced one too many times! LeftofObama Sep 2016 #6

There used to be a TV show about these cheesy sheep puns Orrex Sep 2016 #8

Alas, Shari Lewis is no longer with us pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #9

I believe Lambchop lives with Shari's daughter unc70 Sep 2016 #10

She was ac/dc malthaussen Sep 2016 #11

This is re-veal-ing too much! lastlib Sep 2016 #12

I once knew a lambidextrous sheep Ron Obvious Sep 2016 #13

But she's no friend ovine. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2016 #14

Does this have anything to do with your problem with the downstairs neighbor??? ret5hd Sep 2016 #15

does he have a beef with his neighbor? Kali Sep 2016 #16

You could say we have a bone to pick pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #19

I have mut-ton to add to this thread. Laffy Kat Sep 2016 #17

I once had a baby goat. AwakeAtLast Sep 2016 #18

You're my gyro pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #20

You can fleece all the people some of the time... IcyPeas Sep 2016 #21

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. C'mon people, this is an animal pun thread--it's a high steaks game. nt

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 04:17 AM

Sep 2016

IcyPeas

(21,899 posts)

2. Yeah, but...

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 05:40 AM

Sep 2016

Ewe are butchering it.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. You're just being offal

Reply to IcyPeas (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 05:45 AM

Sep 2016

Orrex

(63,219 posts)

7. That renders the whole thing moot

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:24 AM

Sep 2016

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)

4. That was baaaaaaaaaaad.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 05:54 AM

Sep 2016

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

5. I see I can't pull the wool over your eyes. nt

Reply to LeftofObama (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:04 AM

Sep 2016

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)

6. That's right! I've been fleeced one too many times!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:18 AM

Sep 2016

Orrex

(63,219 posts)

8. There used to be a TV show about these cheesy sheep puns

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:27 AM

Sep 2016

The Roquefort Files.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. Alas, Shari Lewis is no longer with us

Reply to Orrex (Reply #8)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:49 AM

Sep 2016

But I have no idea what Lambchop is doing now.

unc70

(6,116 posts)

10. I believe Lambchop lives with Shari's daughter

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 07:49 AM

Sep 2016

malthaussen

(17,215 posts)

11. She was ac/dc

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 09:54 AM

Sep 2016

-- Mal

lastlib

(23,263 posts)

12. This is re-veal-ing too much!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 10:13 AM

Sep 2016

(Now tell us you found another use for her--wool.)

Go back to vacuuming, pinboy! Ram it home!

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

13. I once knew a lambidextrous sheep

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 11:16 AM

Sep 2016

Alas the relationship didn't last. It was a case of two sheep that passed in the night.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,796 posts)

14. But she's no friend ovine.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 11:22 AM

Sep 2016

ret5hd

(20,504 posts)

15. Does this have anything to do with your problem with the downstairs neighbor???

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 12:15 PM

Sep 2016

Kali

(55,017 posts)

16. does he have a beef with his neighbor?

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #15)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 01:00 PM

Sep 2016

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

19. You could say we have a bone to pick

Reply to Kali (Reply #16)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:45 PM

Sep 2016

Laffy Kat

(16,385 posts)

17. I have mut-ton to add to this thread.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 01:04 PM

Sep 2016

(Ok, it was a stretch)

AwakeAtLast

(14,132 posts)

18. I once had a baby goat.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 04:57 PM

Sep 2016

Naw, just kidding.

I'll let myself out.......

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

20. You're my gyro

Reply to AwakeAtLast (Reply #18)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 06:58 PM

Sep 2016

IcyPeas

(21,899 posts)

21. You can fleece all the people some of the time...

Reply to pinboy3niner (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 07:01 PM

Sep 2016

... and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fleece all the people all the time

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