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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
Wed Sep 28, 2016, 07:44 PM Sep 2016

She told me to take off her dress, so I did.

She told me to take off her nylons, so I did.

She told me to take off her bra, so I did.

She told me to take off her panties, so I did.

She paused, looked straight into my eyes, and said








"I don't want to catch you wearing my clothes ever again".

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She told me to take off her dress, so I did. (Original Post) NightWatcher Sep 2016 OP
*HAR* Skittles Sep 2016 #1
This post is useless without pictures. Lochloosa Sep 2016 #2
Ha! Good one. JudyM Sep 2016 #3
I know too many trans women, for whom being caught trying on their spouse's Ms. Toad Sep 2016 #4
There's always one... Callmecrazy Sep 2016 #5
I'm trans and I laughed cagefreesoylentgreen Sep 2016 #6
The words had you thinking... Callmecrazy Sep 2016 #7
That's a good one! Initech Sep 2016 #8
The last line of the joke should be jrandom421 Sep 2016 #9

Ms. Toad

(34,075 posts)
4. I know too many trans women, for whom being caught trying on their spouse's
Wed Sep 28, 2016, 11:38 PM
Sep 2016

mother's, sister's, etc. clothing was a source of trauma and shame for this to be funny.

6. I'm trans and I laughed
Thu Sep 29, 2016, 09:35 AM
Sep 2016

I'm getting stares from the other patients in the waiting room at my doc's and I don't care

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