Who built the Pyramids?

[taterguy]

n/t

[MicaelS]

1. The Pyramidians.

When Atlantis sank, they moved over to Egypt.

[taterguy]

2. WRONG!

[ohnoyoudidnt]

3. The ancient grain industry. nt

[True Dough]

10. Not a bad answer. Not bad at all!

[Wolf Frankula]

4. Elvis!

Wolf

[taterguy]

22. Thank you Captain Obvious

[whistler162]

5. White christian Europeans of course

Silly question!

[Major Nikon]

6. Nicolas Cage

[Tom Kitten]

7. Ziggy Ziggarut

Friends called him Zig for short.

[Orrex]

41. But not for long.

[NightWatcher]

8. What pyramids?

[kebob]

9. Test Post

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[pinboy3niner]

11. No, Test Post built the Acropolis

Though his correct name is Testeus Postimus.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

15. @

[Iggo]

20. AKA Teste. AKA T-Po.

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. And his son, Palisade Scrollus

Btw....




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This never happened

[patricia92243]

16. Welcome to DU!

[kebob]

18. Thank You, Patricia!

[hibbing]

12. The chupacabra n/t

[NanceGreggs]

13. This question has puzzled ...

... historians, scientists, and archaeologists for years.

But they're pretty sure they've narrowed it down to a guy named Steve.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. That's A Myth!

You should know better Nance. His name was Scott.

[NanceGreggs]

34. Bullcrap.

Throughout history, Scott has always taken credit for Steve's ideas.

It's time to set the record straight - it was Steve all along.

[Stuart G]

14. The Shadow knows....

nt

[GreydeeThos]

17. The three sided ones or the four sided ones?

[Codeine]

52. Nerd caltrops.

To be pendantic, I should point out that you mean four sided and five sided, as the bottom is still a side.

[duncang]

21. The greys

They were using them to super charge their weed. (remember the pyramid power craze)

[Generic Brad]

25. Very hip people

They were definitely not squares.

[Liberal Veteran]

26. The Egyptian pyramids or Meso-American pyramids?

[First Speaker]

27. The Pyramids were built by Paramount Studios back in the 1920s...

...for a Biblical epic that, as it happens, never got made. But the damned things were there, so they just kept them standing, stripping some of the outer stones to help construct the Yellow Brick Road for the Wizard of Oz in 1939. All "evidence" that the Pyramids existed before the Twenties is either fabricated, or someone is confusing Giza with the primitive, collapsed "real" pyramids that, indeed, did exist since ancient times.

[aaaaaa5a]

28. Aliens. NT

[UTUSN]

31. Well, it weren't nobody having to do nothing with potatoes n/

[NobodyHere]

32. Not saying...

[Donkees]

35. Local 3 Union of Stone Masons & Master Riggers

[malthaussen]

37. Circus Circus Enterprises. n/t

[aidbo]

38. I heard it was Led Zepplin

[doc03]

39. I don't know but don't beleive it was a 10 thousand slaves pulling stones with ropes

on logs for 200 miles.

[denbot]

40. Who? I know who..

We do.

[taterguy]

43. Did you read the fuckin thread?

Did you?

[Wolf Frankula]

42. The CIA

n/t

Wolf

[Taitertots]

44. The pyramids... An inside job?

[El Supremo]

45. Imhotep >>>

[RedCloud]

46. The Teotihuacanes

And did so without the wheel or good instruments.

[LynneSin]

47. I'm still wondering who let the dogs out

[taterguy]

49. . . .

[jmowreader]

48. Ra, the Egyptian sun god

Anyone who's seen Stargate knows that.

[Dr. Strange]

51. The Druids

Nobody knows who they were, or what they were doing. But their legacy remains hewn into the living rock of the pyramids.

[Codeine]

53. Cheops was in danger of being trodden upon by a dwarf! nt

[Dr. Strange]

54. That's right.

Because the Pharaoh accidentally wrote the dimensions in inches instead of cubits when he wrote it on his papyrus.

[astral]

51. What's a Cubit? n/t

[Thor_MN]

52. Funky Tut?

[DFW]

53. The Chad Mitchell Trio