A joke ...about a "Golf Cart"

[Stuart G]

Last edited Sun Jan 1, 2017, 08:48 PM - Edit history (1)

Subject: Golf Cart


While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart

She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later.

I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it.

"Oh, come on now, " she insisted.

She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.

I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, "But I'm sure my wife won't like it."

After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better

But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open.

"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess!"

[rurallib]

1. play where they lie

I needed a good laugh - thanks!