Anyone up for a Trump limerick contest?

[Jacob Boehme]

Well, maybe old Trumpelstiltskin is good for one thing: Humor. I figured we might as well derive something useful from all this; and a good laugh is always useful.

So here's suggesting we have a Trump limerick contest. The prize is enjoying being creative and a belly laugh from what gems of rhyme that show up from the DU crowd.

To start it off, I offer this one:

There Once Was A Dumb-ass Named Trump,
Who's Brain Stem Was Only A Stump.
He Thought He Could Buy,
Our American Pride,
But Found Out We're Not All His Chumps.

.....NEXT....

[Kennah]

1. I'll go

There once was a grifter named Trump
Whom everyone thought was a chump
Putin did circumvent
Now Trump's the President
The world now faces a slump

[True Dough]

5. Bravo! n/t

[red dog 1]

2. The Pervert From Queens

There once was a pervert from Queens
Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd say to them, "Honey,
I'll give you some money,
If you'll just let me take off your jeans"

[WinkyDink]

3. Donald Trump limerick?

[red dog 1]

7. Absolutely!

Here's a good background article:
"Here are all the times Donald trump has been accused of Rape or Attempted Rape"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1016166395


Here are 2 more recent articles:

"Witness: 'Trump also raped 12-year-old - and used her disappearance to threaten another victim"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512567406

"Press conference called off for woman accusing Trump of horrific child rape due to 'threats'"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141614263

The victim's attorney, Lisa Bloom, said that the press conference was called off because of credible death threats to her client.
"She's been here all day, ready to do it. but unfortunately she is in terrible fear.
We're going to have to reschedule."

NOTE: Both the victim, "Jane Doe" and a witness to the rape, "Tiffany Doe" made sworn statements in federal court ..under penalty of perjury!

As is usually the case, it appears that, once again, Trump "got away with it."

(A Google search will turn up other articles on this story)

[orleans]

8. yeah, i didn't get it at first either

but it's late & i'm tipsy
i get it
i think you win red dog!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. There once was a bloated orange lump

who was wrinkled and flabby and plump.
He thought he was hot
But he really was not.
A repulsive old wanker is Trump.

[True Dough]

6. There once was a gaudy golden tower

Where an orange man would tweet by the hour,
He bragged and he boasted,
While his reputation got roasted,
But all he really cared was to abuse power.