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I live in Alaska. What is your State's Sarcastic Line?
Make up your own!
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http://twentytwowords.com/every-state-described-by-a-single-sarcastic-line-from-a-bitter-resident/2/
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Auggie
(31,193 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,072 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)how do you think we got stuck with tRump??
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)Yavin4
(35,446 posts)Next thing you're gonna tell me is that there's more to Manhattan.
lindysalsagal
(20,733 posts)only passed through it to get to the beach, or an airport.
BobTheSubgenius
(11,567 posts)BOY OH BOY is that sentiment ever true in her hometown!!!
Rhiannon12866
(206,072 posts)And I've been there, but not often enough to be familiar with it. I was born in Albany. To me, that's a big city!
yallerdawg
(16,104 posts)Luciferous
(6,085 posts)Kennah
(14,315 posts)Camping in the woods, relaxing in a light spring rain in the morning - got my white chocolate mocha and im high - i can live with this!
Raster
(20,998 posts)...July 5 through mid-October, the Pacific Northwest is one of the most beautiful, glorious areas in the US.
Raster
(20,998 posts)...about sums it up, add TRAFFIC and you've got Western Washington to a Tee!
Skinner
(63,645 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)Welcome to New Hampshire
Leave your money
Go away.
lark
(23,158 posts)Sorry for GW.
This is sarcastic because FL didn't vote for GW but the crooked pols didn't count the vote correctly and staged a mob scene to shut down the true counting.
rug
(82,333 posts)Freddie
(9,275 posts)"Pennsylvania: it's Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between."
My cousin lives in Connecticut, and when he's down here to see family he always stocks up on Lebanon balogna, sticky buns, etc. Says our real state motto should be "Eat your way through Pennsylvania."
benld74
(9,910 posts)Mine is below
Blue on the east side
Blue on the west side
Red in the middle
We're not Missoura
We're not Missouri
We're Misery
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)Moostache
(9,897 posts)Shrek
(3,984 posts)svpadgham
(670 posts)Too bad we don't realize we're liberals.
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)Black gold and white hypocrites
TexasBushwhacker
(20,215 posts)No, I don't know how to ride a horse.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,022 posts)pansypoo53219
(20,997 posts)LakeArenal
(28,845 posts)We're bringing McCarthyism back! You're Welcome America.
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)NNadir
(33,561 posts)...as too many people know it already and are loving us to death."
New Jersey has the highest population density in the nation, because basically, everyone with an ounce of sense wants to live here, even if a racist obnoxious bigot named Chris Christie is our governor.
We don't do well picking Governors, but somehow we still remain the best State in the Union in which one would want to live if one wants culture, protected open space, history, great universities, great science and access to great art.
New Jersey once officially wanted to advertise itself as "We'll win you over." Our last good......governor, that would be Richard Codey, a New Jersey original (who nevertheless once was a professional mortician) objected and opened a contest for a better slogan, and the winning entry was with "Come see for yourself."
Don't come, except for a weekend at the beach or something like that. When I found the real New Jersey, I fell in love and moved here, having escaped California, increasing, regrettably, our population density.
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,781 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)We call you trolls because you live under a bridge.
LOL That is so true.
NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)I bet CT residents are pretty well traveled.
FSogol
(45,529 posts)JudyM
(29,279 posts)FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)Love that TRump TRoll!
sagesnow
(2,824 posts)We're so By God stubborn, we could stand touching noses for a week at a time and never see eye to eye.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)King_Klonopin
(1,307 posts)Massachusetts: 1) The Wicked Pissah State.
2) Land of 10 million potholes.
Rhode Island: 1) The Cozy State (I love R.I.)
2 )Please, go to Cape Cod instead.
3) Massachusetts' little brother.
New Hampshire: 1) Massachusetts' developmentally disabled brother.
2) The Shame of New England
Maine: The way life should be... if you like being in a coma.
Vermont: Come for the scenery; stay for the opiates.
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)I have been to New Mexico--over 45 years ago.
redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)samnsara
(17,636 posts)....whoaaaaa maaaaan....
JHan
(10,173 posts)Raster
(20,998 posts)FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts):
I must have messed it up when I copied and pasted the Alaska saying.
Raster
(20,998 posts)...So I had to see that comment...
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)I haven't been there since 2002, when I visited in-laws in Mesa. Of course, I fell in love with Sedona. All the beige is made up for by Sedona alone! And Montezuma's Castle, Biodome, etc. I am going to visit my parents soon-can't wait to feel the warmth after 8 years of not leaving Alaska!
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)Land of the redneck's rednecks with a few liberals hiding out in pods
Conservatives who like their guns AND their pot
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)...don't forget the alcohol and Viagra...
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,474 posts)FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)Here is the Sarcastic Line for Arkansas:
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packman
(16,296 posts)FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)(It's kind of true for Alaska also, except people usually come here to work, and then stay)
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)Manana...maybe
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)Anybody live there who wants to make one?
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)Still single? You haven;t met ALL your cousins yet.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Bad.
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)Winter is coming
Winter is here
I also like
Land of 10,000 Andersons, Larsons, and Olsons
Simon_Moon
(21 posts)Virginia is for Lovers:
Provided said lovers are a straight, white woman and a straight white man.
handmade34
(22,758 posts)until you get to Burlington...
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panader0
(25,816 posts)Huge forests up north, and lots of trees here in the south too.
Between Tucson and Phoenix is ugly. The far west part is pretty dry.
But there are many beautiful places--wherever the water is.
FrankfurtCat
(1,213 posts)My parents live near Sedona, my uncle in Flagstaff, sister near Sedona, ex in-laws in Mesa, nephew somewhere? Can't wait to visit this Spring.
alfredo
(60,077 posts)sakabatou
(42,176 posts)Initech
(100,104 posts)Crash2Parties
(6,017 posts)(and let's face it their complaints are mostly what I LOVE about our state)
TacoD
(581 posts)laurieu
(53 posts)Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other and Alabama in between.