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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAides Wrestle Drill From Trumps Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull
http://www.theonion.com/article/aides-wrestle-drill-trumps-hands-he-tries-remove-o-55576
WASHINGTONRushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trumps hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obamas listening device from his skull. Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say! Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. You dont understand, he can hear everything were saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it! At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.
WASHINGTONRushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trumps hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obamas listening device from his skull. Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say! Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. You dont understand, he can hear everything were saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it! At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.
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Aides Wrestle Drill From Trumps Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull (Original Post)
IronLionZion
Mar 2017
OP
Let the Donald be the Donald I say...give it back with a fresh charged battery. (n/t)
Moostache
Mar 2017
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Moostache
(9,895 posts)1. Let the Donald be the Donald I say...give it back with a fresh charged battery. (n/t)
Rhiannon12866
(205,467 posts)4. Is The Onion now a psychological journal??
Wounded Bear
(58,662 posts)5. If that drill bit is 8 inches long...
then Trump's "hands" are ginormous.