I'd like to learn a marital art. Any suggestions?

[Orrex]

I'm already working on "do your fair share of the housework," and I long ago mastered the "put the seat down" technique.

[Cary]

1. My passion!

What exactly are you looking to achieve?

[peacebuzzard]

2. Don't forget to take out the trash, honey

.😇

[democratisphere]

3. "Honey, the litter box needs attention. Could you check to see if the litter needs to be changed?"

I've got a black belt degree in litter boxes.

[lastlib]

5. good thing you got past the brown.........

[lastlib]

4. Put the toilet paper on the spindle with the feed over the top.......

[Orrex]

6. Well obviously

What kind of sick twisted freak would do anything else?

[NCjack]

7. Wash/dry the clothes, darling. The instruction manual

is on top of the machine. (Try harder this time to master the machine!)

[calguy]

9. Here's how to get out of washing clothes forever

Take all your wife's white underwear, socks, bras, whatever is white. Put them in the washer, throw in a pair of your dirty jeans, set washer on hot.
Now you're going to have to buy her new clothes one time, but I guarantee she'll never let you wash her clothes again.

[luvMIdog]

10. yeah and burn the food all the time & your husband will stop asking you to cook ;)

[rug]

11. Cunnilingus

D'uh.

[mithnanthy]

13. Good answer....

[sl8]

12. Ask Judah.

[Dr. Strange]

14. I'm currently learning some of that myself.

I'm on episode 9 of Netflix's "The Ironing Fist", in which Danny Rand is finding out that Bakuto is part of the secret organization known only as "The Helping Hand".