What's your favorite line from The Odd Couple (1968)?

[red dog 1]

OSCAR:
I hate little notes on my pillow..Like this morning: "We're all out of cornflakes..F.U."
It took me three hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Unger.

[rug]

1. "haunting and cleaning..."

Oscar: I know him. He'll kill himself just to spite me. Then his ghost will come back, following me around the apartment, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning...

[Paladin]

2. "It doesn't just...COME!" (Gravy with the holiday turkey)

[red dog 1]

10. I think it was a pot roast

FELIX;
Do you know how long it took me to make that gravy?

OSCAR:
I thought gravy just comes when you cook the meat"

[Paladin]

11. Thanks for setting things straight. (nt)

[50 Shades Of Blue]

3. "Now it's GAHBAGE!"

Sequence:

Oscar: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table.
Felix: (Snickers)
Oscar: What the hell is so funny?
Felix: It's not spaghetti, it's linguini.
Oscar: (Picks up and throws plate against wall.) Now it's garbage!

[redwitch]

5. That one's mine too.

Such wonderful delivery of his awesome lines.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

6. I know! I watch that movie again whenever I come across it.

I saw it when it was first released (when I was a teen) but my appreciation has definitely grown as I've aged.

[prairierose]

7. I was on the crew when our local summer theatre staged this play.....

it was my job to catch the linguini when Oscar threw it against the kitchen wall (offstage). Our Oscar gave me crap every night pretending he could't see the box where the linguini was supposed to land or that he was going to throw it over my head.

I used to know the entire play but can't seem to remember the lines anymore.

[red dog 1]

9. Felix's next line:

I'm not cleaning that up!

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. mine

[NanceGreggs]

8. "I've been sitting here, breathing cleaning fluid and ammonia for three hours.

Nature didn't intend for poker to be played like that."

[WinkyDink]

12. "Now it's GARBAGE."

[kacekwl]

13. Oscar to Felix....many times

ARE YOU CRAZY ? In Oscar's voice