Why do people insist on using low-rent tattoo artists?

[Blue_Tires]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Maybe his mom *is* his angle.

[demmiblue]

2. Oh, c'mon, don't be so obtuse.

[pansypoo53219]

8. that's spelled obtoose.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Seems like everyone's got some kind of an angle these days.

[TexasProgresive]

6. Said Phil of Phil and Davis in White Christmas.

[rsdsharp]

7. Actually it was Bob (Bing Crosby)

of Wallace and Davis. Phil Davis was played by Danny Kaye.

[TexasProgresive]

11. Well, aren't you sharp and red.

Bob and Phil, how could I forget.

[haele]

5. Well, my stepdaughter and her husband want me to be a cosign...

I told them my limit would be for payments around $50 a month. Maybe I'll go up to $75 if he actually signs up with Lyft and quits the 7-11 part time job that tides them over when his work at the flooring company slows down.
If they save up some money to put down enough to get it down to that level, and I'll co-sign until there's enough payments and equity under their belt so we can go to the credit union to refinance, take me off the registration and they take over 100%.
Or I take over payments and title, and end up with a 2014 Nissan Note after three years. I do need a second vehicle, after all.

Haele

[FSogol]

9. I hear his Mom is acute, but he's pretty sharp himself, right?

[CurtEastPoint]

4. "We're the Millers"

[surrealAmerican]

10. He probably got that because ...

... his mom is always right (as in 90 degrees).