I'm totally stressed out today! Tell me something funny!

[Honeycombe8]

Or will I have to resort to yoga and warm milk?

A joke might work. Anyone gotta good joke? Amusing story?

[PoliticAverse]

1. Sounds like you just need some...

[Honeycombe8]

12. Is there something in the body of your post? My anti-virus program

has blocked it. It blocks videos in DU for some reason, and maybe some other things.

But I can see the same videos on Youtube. Go figure.

[PoliticAverse]

19. Yes...

Go to youtube and in the search box put:

EJDI6m2qo-w

It'll be the first link (Honey Comb commercial)

[Honeycombe8]

25. I found it! Sooo cute! Wow, was that old or what? (hmmmm, if the shoe fits me.....)

Thanks! I gotta kick out of that.

Still stressed today (job issues), so I appreciated the smile.

I have got to figure out why my anti-virus program is blocking all these things. I've posted about that in another forum, so I'm going to work on that.

[NYC_SKP]

2. Grasshopper walks into a bar, asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "sure you won't have a drink? We've got one named after you."

Grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Norman?"

[database]

3. ???

[gkhouston]

6. A "grasshopper" is a drink containing creme de menthe and I don't know what else. n/t

[Honeycombe8]

11. I know! I love 'em. Green creme de menthe, white creme de cocoa, milk or cream.

Yum.

[elleng]

7. LOL!

[Honeycombe8]

8. Okay, that DID make me laugh. LOL. nt

[database]

4. Asian guy tells anti semitic joke about penis size

[siligut]

22. Stay classy database

Wherever you end up.

[Aristus]

5. A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar.

Bartender asks: "What is this? A joke?"

[Honeycombe8]

10. Okay, that's seriously funny. Gave me a laugh & a smile. nt

[Aristus]

14. Good. I'm glad.

Doesn't mean you can't still do yoga, have some warm milk, and a long hot bath...

Being stressed out is the pits...

[gkhouston]

9. What's the difference between a seamstress and a coloratura soprano?

A seamstress tucks and frills.

[Honeycombe8]

13. I don't get that one. Have to know something about professional singing? nt

[gkhouston]

15. Coloraturas tend to be divas and sing very ornamented phrases because their voices are agile.

A coloratura fucks and trills.

[Honeycombe8]

17. Ohhhh. I learned something today. Thanks. nt

[sarge43]

20. What's the difference between a terrorist and a diva?

You can reason with a terrorist.

[gkhouston]

21. Bwah!

[elleng]

16. Here are a few.

Enjoy.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101721816

[SwissTony]

18. Ventriloquist without a dummy

[link:

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[siligut]

23. Hilarious!

Huge grin on my face now, thank you

[HopeHoops]

24. A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hi Mitt"

[Honeycombe8]

26. Okay....okay....really funny!