Third Annual Trump Limerick Contest

[red dog 1]

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There once was a grumpy old fart
Who turned lying into an art
He couldn't be trusted
But never got busted
His lawyers were always too smart

[underpants]

1. There was a man from New York City

He was really shitty

[red dog 1]

11. Short & to the point - I like it!

[red dog 1]

18. Do you mind if I tweak it a little?

There was a man from New York City
Who liked to lie, cheat & curse
As president he was shitty
As a human being he was even worse



(Not very good, but at least it's a limerick now)

[underpants]

19. Very good

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. A guy with a mouth like a sphincter

And a hide with an orange-ish tincture
Tweets in the loo
And none of it's true
But his style is always distincter.

[SQUEE]

3. Fold up the tents.

We have a winner folks!

[red dog 1]

5. I agree!

LOL

[red dog 1]

6. Did you come up with that one yourself?

(It's awe-inspiring!)

You need to put that on Twitter & Facebook,
and you might also want to send it to progressive radio and/or TV shows like Thom Hartmann, Rachel Maddow, Mike Malloy, Stephanie Miller, Harry Shearer (Le Show) etc.

Congratulations...you win a cookie!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I did, and thank you! Once in awhile I make myself useful.

What kind of cookie do I get?

[red dog 1]

9. What kind of cookie do you want?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. A chocolate chip cookie the size of my head. With walnuts.

[red dog 1]

12. I'll give you an even bigger cookie,

a cookie the size of Drumpf's head, (with walnuts).

[Laffy Kat]

16. Best yet.

Congrats!

[vkkv]

21. !!!

[SQUEE]

4. My more positive offering.

In this age of dysfunction.
We need us some leaders with gumption.
officials that stand tall
Fight hard for us all
And give the Yam's regime extreme unction

[red dog 1]

8. Very nice!

You should share that with others (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

[DFW]

13. No more Mr. Nice Guy for me

The Donald thought just 'cause he winked her
That it was O K if he dinked her
But, whoops, he was wrong
And, real quick, changed his song
And is making excuses through Sphincter

[red dog 1]

14. Does that one have anything to do with this website?

http://www.justiceforkatie.com

[DFW]

15. Never even heard of that

However, the shoe does seem like kind of a snug fit, doesn't it?

[Doug the Dem]

20. There once was a POTUS so crazy

There once was a POTUS so crazy
He claimed he'd done lots but was lazy
So lazy in fact
His "actions" were an act
And he was too dumb to understand how a limerick works

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. A fat guy who looks like a chancre

Owes lots to a tough Russian banker.
He launders his money
And thinks that it's funny
But we know he's just a big wanker.

[oberliner]

23. Here's mine

There once was a POTUS named Trump
Who sat every day on his rump
He munched on his fries
And tweeted out lies
To every Republican chump

[First Speaker]

24. There once was a President whose ass...

...looked like a giant heap of lard mass.
He fidgeted and squirmed,
dyed his hair an orange perm,
but still emitted global-warming levels of gas.