What if you put you shoes in the oven,

[Throckmorton]

And they actually became biscuits?

[TBA]

1. Dude....

Put down the pipe.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Your next pie will smell like feet.

[Blue Owl]

3. Don't forget to tie the onion to the belt

n/t

[lunatica]

4. Make some gravy

and enjoy it.

[surrealAmerican]

5. Then you've apparently been ...

... wearing dough on your feet all along?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. With some gravy, you've got sole food. NT

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[lame54]

7. Is that a rubber bisquit?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. You asked for it:

The original, AFAIK:

[jmowreader]

8. Don't talk about putting off-label things in the oven

My mother put a stuffed pepper in a plastic tray in the oven. I'm heading out right now to put a new oven on her kitchen.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Classic biscuit:

[OriginalGeek]

11. not gonna lie

that's a fine lookin' shoe. I love me some shoes.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Wore them in the sixties!

[Donkees]

12. Baked Sole

[Awsi Dooger]

13. That would be a big improvement

On some of my shoes. I have no idea why I keep them so long. There was one shoe from a pair of slippers that separated from the sole earlier this year. For months I wrapped electricians tape around it to keep it together. Not very effective but I persisted 4 or 5 times. Finally I remembered I had another pair in a dusty closet box.

I am getting somewhat better at throwing away socks before the hole is larger than the remainder.