Sure Im drunk, the time traveler told police, but thats the aliens fault.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Police in Casper, Wyoming, have now heard everything.

Responding to a call about a disorderly man around 10:30 p.m. Monday, police found 27-year-old Bryant Johnson — or at least that’s the name he goes by in this dimension.

Johnson told police he was in town visiting — from the year 2048.

He said he had come to warn the unsuspecting residents of Casper that aliens are coming next year, reported KTWO-AM in Casper.


Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article177165851.html#storylink=cpy

[jberryhill]

1. Pretty clever move by the aliens

They got him drunk so no one would believe him.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Precisely! 👍🏻

[Stuart G]

2. Yes, they are coming next year, and last year..etc..but, they landed sometime ago.

Many years ago, they came, and left a little boy given to a very rich man named Trump. The little boy has grown up now, and the aliens have been watching him/it. (it isn't really a little boy, just looks like one)..So are they friendly aliens, or destructive aliens? What will the little boy do next? Deep down, what is the little boy?
......................................................................................

You need to tune in next week, for the next chapter in, "The Little Boy from Planet 672" same time, and same station. Thanks for watching and don't forget to buy "Rice Checks" at your local grocery store..........
..........................................that's all folks!!!...............

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 📺

[eppur_se_muova]

4. 2048 ?? NOT a coincidence !!

That's the binary bimillenium (100000000000, base 2) -- the bi-bi -- and you know what THAT means !

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Yes I do! Time to

buy new underwear!

[jberryhill]

8. Some day we'll look back sadly and say "Why didn't anyone believe this guy?"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Tell me about it!

[First Speaker]

10. Hmmm...is this guy's name Roger Thornhill, by any chance...?

...nobody believed *him*, either...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. I know, I know!

[struggle4progress]

11. ... offered no explanation .. why .. aliens sent him .. to warn .. about an alien invasion ...

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article177165851.html

Fuggin reporters uncritically report whatever fake news comes along, UNTIL A REAL STORY LIKE THIS SURFACES! THEN THEY NIT-PICK!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. A sad commentary on the state of journalism!

[Irish_Dem]

14. Too late. They already came and dropped off the orange f-wad. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. Hopefully they try again!

Welcome to the club!

[Irish_Dem]

16. Thank you!

Yes they can come back and pick him up any time.
The sooner the better.

[Laffy Kat]

19. Next time I want them to take me back with them!

Pleeeeeeeze!

I'll even let them probe me.

[Thor_MN]

17. That's silly, Trumplthinskin's Travel Ban won't allow aliens to visit.

[surrealAmerican]

18. Just don't go finding your parents before they met.

That never works out the way you want.

[Yavin4]

20. Sounds like a great new TV series to me.

Netflix? Hulu? Amazon?