People, It's Time For Yet Another Lesson In Concert Etiquette

[TexasTowelie]

Listen up, live music fans. It's time for an etiquette lesson. No, not a lesson on how to pour tea or eat crumbly shit without spilling down your blouse. This lesson is on concert etiquette.

Some of you may need it, some of you may not, but I'm sure you know a few people who could brush up on their concert-going skillz. In that case, you can pass this along to them now that you know it exists.

Now put your pinky fingers in the air and follow me. Let's do this. Here are some basic lessons in concert etiquette. We'll all be fancy by the end of this.

10. Don't go to concerts to make out.
That makes everyone uncomfortable. EVERYONE. This isn't a prude thing, it's a PDA-aversion thing. I don't need you rubbing your dude's ass in the two square inches I'm allotted, because somehow you're accidentally(?) feeling me up too, and it's awkward.

Presumably, you are attending said concert in those expensive-ass seats to enjoy the music, not an air-shag, so listen to it and we're all good.

Numbers 1 through 9 are at http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2013/08/its_time_for_a_lesson_in_conce.php .

[mimi85]

1. Bit of a late response

but I loved this. All so friggin' true! Good one...

[steve2470]

2. love it ! nt