What is the ONLY song on the jukebox in Hell?

[NurseJackie]

[Champp]

1. Leader of the Laundromat

by The Detergents

[MiHale]

2. Achey, breaky, heart.

[hlthe2b]

3. Too many choices on this side of hell to nominate.

Especially (sorry kids) in the past decade.

[rownesheck]

4. A song by Ween called

Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down.

Years ago, a friend and myself kept pumping money into an internet connected jukebox at a bar which enabled us to have the song we chose leap over everyone else's choices. We had that song play about 5 times in a row. The other patrons were getting so pissed, yelling out "Who the fuck keeps playing this?!" People were leaving the bar. Finally the bartender got pissed and unplugged the jukebox. All the while, my friend and I were at a corner table laughing so hard we were crying. It was the best night.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

5. I have to go with the song Negan tortured Daryl with while feeding him dogfood sandwiches

[Thunderbeast]

6. "DIZZY"

"I'm so dizzy my head is spinnin".

[Glorfindel]

12. Yep, it's pretty bad.

[Bobstandard]

20. Oh no! Ear worm! n/t

[Glorfindel]

7. This one... the horror, the horror....

[dameatball]

8. That Lee Greenwood, proud to be an American mess. I used to live across a creek from the town park

and gazebo. They used to blare that song every time there was anything resembling an event.

[Deep State Witch]

18. Winner!

That song, and all of the times it's been covered.

[dameatball]

23. Yay! I'm just glad the town couldn't afford the real thing.

[Freddie]

24. I...hate...that...song

I play in a community concert band and we have to do the patriotic crap at many events. If we’re not playing it some other act is singing it. Especially during the TFG years I’ve never felt less patriotic.

[dameatball]

25. yeah it's like Bizarro heaven, with lawn chairs.

[markie]

9. so many choices...

probably is Country... but then, some are so bad, they're good

"Elvira" might be one

[NurseJackie]

14. Elvira, 'Mistress of the Dark,' says she's gay, in longtime relationship with woman

https://www.stltoday.com/entertainment/elvira-mistress-of-the-dark-says-shes-gay-in-longtime-relationship-with-woman/article_788e22e1-25a8-5f62-9423-ea5c262d8c73.html

Elvira, the famed "Mistress of the Dark," has shared she identifies as a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

The actress, who was born Cassandra Peterson, shared her love story in her new autobiography, "Yours Cruelly, Elvira."

Peterson writes that she was a new mom decades ago trying to get back into pre-baby shape at Gold's Gym in Hollywood when "I couldn't help noticing one particular trainer, tan, tattooed, and muscular, stalking across the gym floor, knit cap pulled so low over his long brown hair that it nearly covered his eyes."

"Dark and brooding, he gave off such intense energy that when he crossed the enormous gym floor, the waters parted and people stopped in their tracks to stare," she wrote. "A typical sexy bad boy, he was unaware he was so charismatic that he garnered his own unofficial fan club."

It turned out that the "sexy bad boy" was actually Teresa "T" Wierson.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

36. Kinda seems like she's saying she's bi ... she was married to a man for 25 years

and thought her current lover was a man at first.

I dunno, doesn't really matter either way ... LGTBQ+ is a diverse moniker

[MontanaMama]

10. This one is easy!

Fancy Like. Hands down. I have to go clear my cache now.

[markie]

16. how

does that man sleep at night, knowing he created that?

[hlthe2b]

29. Well, it did serve to prove that dancing..

is sometimes best done in private by some folks (and that, apparently, is overrepresented at Applebees).

[Binkie The Clown]

11. Beer Barrel Polka. On accordion.

[Binkie The Clown]

13. Oh wait. This one is worse.

[Haggard Celine]

17. Oh, wow!

That's bad, maybe the worst song I've ever heard.

[bbernardini]

22. You take that back right now!

The Shaggs are an absolute delight, and I will not hear anything to the contrary.

[Binkie The Clown]

31. See a clergy person right away. You have been possessed by demons !!! nt

[Hugh_Lebowski]

37. There's this hipster group of people (even some pretty famous people)

who hold this record is some kind of hidden gem and work of profound genius.

But it's absolutely freaking garbage in my book.

Not even in a 'so bad it's great' kind of way. It's just bad.

[revmclaren]

15. Hands down it's this song from " Mars Attacks ".

Imagine it being played eternally at high volume.

[Tomconroy]

19. Sugar, Sugar.

[MenloParque]

21. HOTEL CALIFORNIA

Because fuck the Eagles

[Glorfindel]

28. Here's a version by someone else

[Hugh_Lebowski]

38. See that one is good!

And not just because it's on The Big Lebowski soundtrack

[Chainfire]

26. I have it on good authority that the song is

The Tennessee Bird Walk.

When I was a senior in high school, I worked part time in a mail room. They kept the radio on a country music station that played this song constantly. It may be the reason that I lost my sanity.

[Freddie]

27. Yesterday's featured artist, Debby Boone

Happy Birthday to her, she’s exactly 1 day younger than me. For some God-forsaken reason they played her song on an endless loop on the radio for a while on the late 70s.

[Docreed2003]

30. "Tom's Diner"

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[NurseJackie]

33. Jeannie's Diner

[GReedDiamond]

32. I have a hard time listening to Mr. Trololo...

...but you can't beat the visuals:

[BluesRunTheGame]

34. "Heaven"

[IcyPeas]

35. You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone