couple of snapshots of canadians with no clothes on, right after they got out of the water

[Gato Moteado]

[Srkdqltr]

1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cute

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Made me look!

[elleng]

3. Got it BEFORE I looked!!!

[CentralMass]

4. Cheeky.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

5. Hotness. Pure hotness.

[grumpyduck]

6. How old are those ducks?

Are they of legal age?

[CANADIANBEAVER69]

7. oh those dirty birds.....lol n/t

[bello]

8. Nope

I hate to break it to you, but those are not Canadians, they are Canadas. Not Canadian geese, but Canada geese.

If you are talking citizenship, they are probably American as most Canada geese are hatched in America when they come south for the summer. Anchor babies at best. Maybe undocumented aliens. Stinky poop factories for sure.

[Gato Moteado]

9. alright, if you're gonna hit me with semantics......

....even if they were born in canada (or any other country within the two american continents) they'd still be american.

[bello]

10. Okay

Can’t argue with that.

[Gato Moteado]

11. we're even!

american geese it is.

[bello]

12. It gets worse!

I just read that Boris Johnson was born in New York and might qualify to run for president. He will be unemployed shortly, after all.

Gah! I’d rather have one of those feathered shit factories as president than B.J. his own self.

[Gato Moteado]

13. maybe trump will pick the big, fat johnson as his running mate...

...to make up for his tiny, shriveled johnson.

[bello]

14. Ouch

Gato—

I don’t know where you are located, but if it is anywhere in the Midwest, you could probably hear me groan at that one.

[Gato Moteado]

15. i am far from the midwest, but...

...i was just in chicago the last week and a half (which is where i saw the canadian-american geese).

where are you in the midwest?

[bello]

16. Iowa

We’re in eastern Iowa. (Hangs head in shame at the mere thought of having Grassley and Ernst as senators.)

We live back in the woods and have a pond right in front of our house. Which is why I ended up hating those feathered feces flingers. Though I have to admit that after finding out about https://www.awaywithgeese.com/ things really haven’t been all that bad.

If you want to talk about Canadian-American, my wife of nearly fifty years is a Canadian-American dual citizen. During the trump years, I got no end of grief about how great Trudeau is. I couldn’t argue that, either.