Even our "children's games" are a little bit "different" here.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Ptah]

1. Last month's winner:

[Yavapai]

2. Oh, that poor guy.

I would rather kick a hive of africanized bees, than to have that cholla stuck on me like he has.

A short list of things less painful than cholla cactus:

1. Skydiving without a parachute.
2. Sliding naked down a granite rock face slope.
3. Jellyfish stings.
4. Divorce.
5. Alimony.
6. Removal of a bad tooth without painkiller.
7. Diving into an swimming pool full of rusty razor blades.
8. Being stuck in Los Angeles rush hour traffic in your new Maserati.
9. Slamming your fingers in your car-door .
10. Being stuck in a jail cell with only fox news to watch.
11. A habernaro chile enema.
12. Being forced to listen to a long speech by Sen. Joe Lieberman

Well, maybe #10 and #12 may be equal, but it would be close.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I'm pretty sure I went to a restaurant here in Tucson and ordered #11.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

5. Cholla cactus: Bad! nt

[mvccd1000]

4. OMG, that sucks!

I walked out of work one night in a blowing monsoon dust storm, not looking forward to hopping on the motorcycle and trying to stay upright with 40mph winds, when I stepped on a sticky wad of crumpled up paper. With my eyes squinted shut to try to keep the dust out, I reached down to pull it off the sole of my boot and..... "OUCH!" It wasn't a wad of paper; it was one of those pretty little beasts. I had to ride home holding the motorcycle handlebars with a hand shot full of prickers.

I can't even imagine how much fun the guy in the picture is having!

[PavePusher]

6. O.K., how the hell do you manage to do that...

playing GOLF?!?!?

I can only assume alcohol was involved.....

[ges5626sek]

7. nt.