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Related: About this forumOrlando's Holy Land to close its gilded doors
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/01/16/orlandos-holy-land-experience-will-soon-close-its-gilded-doorsIsn't this the place where Jesus' cell phone rang while he was giving an interview to a reporter?
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Orlando's Holy Land to close its gilded doors (Original Post)
llmart
Jan 2020
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Buzz cook
(2,472 posts)1. They could afford to feed
Jesus' riding dinosaur.
llmart
(15,540 posts)2. Was that actually a "thing"?
I never heard that one. What I found interesting was that they offered one free day a year of entry in order to get tax free status from the government.
Isn't that special.
Buzz cook
(2,472 posts)4. While the real Jesus
Rode a Trex. All the dinosaurs died in the flood so Holy Land Orlando Jesus had to so with a donkey.
underpants
(182,829 posts)3. As the prophecies foretold
marble falls
(57,102 posts)5. It was his broker - his corn futures tanked.
llmart
(15,540 posts)6. I think I saw that in a documentary and I laughed out loud.
It could also have been his mother calling him to ask when he'd be home for supper.
marble falls
(57,102 posts)7. She told him if he was late it would be his last supper there.
llmart
(15,540 posts)8. Badda boom!
Great comeback. I was hoping someone would pick up on my inference.
Hey, maybe we should go on the road? Is vaudeville out of style these days?
marble falls
(57,102 posts)9. No, but those sandals are! ...
thank-you ladies and germs, we'll be here until Saturday or until the charges are dropped.
But seriously, anyone know a good bail/bondsman?
lunasun
(21,646 posts)10. I never heard of this place