LEAKED: Governor Perry's press release on his political future.

[johncoby2]

http://www.bayareahouston.net/2013/07/leaked-governor-perrys-press-release-on.html

"I have created a state with little regulation and low taxes for businesses to thrive in. I have accomplished much over the last 13 years, but today, I must move on.

Now my leadership and orator skills are needed elsewhere."

[hobbit709]

1. sounds just arrogant enough to be true.

Last edited Sun Jul 7, 2013, 08:44 AM - Edit history (1)

That's the problem with satire, the line is hard to find sometimes.

[Gothmog]

2. Thanks for posting

I love good satire

[IrishAyes]

3. Needed elsewhere?

Maybe hell?

True story or not, the principle's the same.

[dusty trails]

4. Finally !

A position by Gov Perry that I can support.

[wandy]

5. Satire? I don't know, sounds just like him. OOps................

But look on the bright side. Look at Texas. Look at Wisconsin. Look at North Carolina!
Why, If Perry had been elected we would have heard no bickering about chained CPI.
Medicare would be solvent. Here! Just take you're coupon.
We would not be disappointed that Guantanamo Bay was not closed.
Trust me on this one, we would never have even heard of Edward Joseph Snowden !
See above.

And I say this most sincerely.....

It could be worse you know.

[Javaman]

6. "have created an uneducated poor health environment, but today, I must move on".

don't let the door hit you in the ass.