Central Texas man selling tortilla he claims has Jesus' face on it

[TexasTowelie]

The Austin man who claims he saw the face of Jesus Christ on an almond tortilla in December is selling it on eBay, just in time for the Easter holiday.

No bids have been placed on the hipster version of a tortilla (seriously, almond?) as of Wednesday morning and it is unclear who in their right mind would buy a three-month old tortilla.

Andrew Key, the tortilla merchant, is selling the tortilla with a starting bid of $15, and someone who wants to buy it outright can do so for a whopping $10,000. But let's not forget: There's a shipping cost of $2.32.

Key claimed that a burn mark on one of the tortillas he received depicted the face of the religious figure with a full beard in December.

Read more: http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Tortilla-with-face-of-Jesus-Christ-now-for-sale-6101013.php#photo-7574743

Cross-posted in the Religion Group.

[Hoppy]

1. I started to write a Christmas hymn to the tortilla. I need help finishing it.

"O Sacred Tortilla,
We're longin' to see ya,
You're looking burned an brown,
But don't let that get you down,

Please help. I will share royalties.

[TexasTowelie]

2. Blessed be the Father, the Son, and

the Holy Tortilla.

[okasha]

4. North of Waco,

that's the Holy Toast.

[Laffy Kat]

3. Almond tortillla?

Are those a thing? I'm gonna look into this.