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TexasTowelie

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Wed Jun 16, 2021, 02:17 AM Jun 2021

The Mendoza Line: Dumpster fire latest to enter GOP primary for Texas attorney general

We understand that in the current political environment it can be really tough to tell the difference between real news stories and satire, which is precisely why we're letting you know that the Mendoza Line is a weekly work of satire.


The Republican primary for Texas attorney general grew even more crowded on Monday when a dumpster fire burning behind an East Texas tire store entered the race.

Rachel Upstream, owner of Upstream’s Tires & XStream Custom Hubs in the town of Vidor, filed paperwork as campaign treasurer for the environmental hazard.

“The idea has been smoldering for some time,” Upstream said. “Our strategy is to ride the current sentiment that Attorney General Ken Paxton has already turned his office into a dumpster fire and play on our experience. Essentially, we’re fighting fire with fire.”

The toxic trash blaze joins Texas Land Commissioner and Donald Trump sycophant George P. Bush as well as former Texas Supreme Court Justice Eva Guzman in the race to unseat the embattled attorney general.

Read more: https://www.sacurrent.com/the-daily/archives/2021/06/14/the-mendoza-line-dumpster-fire-latest-to-enter-gop-primary-for-texas-attorney-general
(San Antonio Current)
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