COVID-19 Endorses Greg Abbott for Re-election

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Howdy, Texas. COVID-19 here. You may know me from the longest and deadliest pandemic of your lifetime, or from the way my new delta variant has filled your hospitals.

When this pandemic began, the other droplets and I knew we were up for a real test because, surely, any reasonable politician would do whatever it took to stop us from spreading unabated. Indeed, we’ve faced some steep challenges from concerned governors, Democrat and Republican alike.

But only one man truly had the vision and courage to do absolutely nothing of value to protect the lives of their constituents. Only one man has been so distracted by Republican primary politics that we’ve been able to infect over 3.5 million of their voters.

That man is Greg Abbott, and on behalf of COVID-19 particles everywhere I am proud to offer him my full endorsement for re-election in 2022.

Because, really, when you think about it, who has done more for us and less for the people that rely on him than Greg Abbott? Not that he hasn’t had competition, his own lieutenant governor Dan Patrick at one point suggested you sacrifice your grandmother to me for the sake of a thriving economy (we see you, Danny, and we love you), but Abbott took being in over his head on public policy to a new level.

Read more: https://texassignal.com/covid-19-endorses-greg-abbott-for-re-election/