Dept of Admin Secretary Huebsch - "Updated" press release RE: Arrests in the Capitol

[Lefta Dissenter]

"This is an anonymous open source correction of a press release issued on Friday September 21, 2012, from DoA Secretary Mike Huebsch to Representative Chris Taylor. Since Mike didn't get her letter, and it was so hard for him to find it, the author of this correction decided to enter a transcendental state to channel what Mike was actually thinking (in italicized print) while writing this letter. - Editors

September 21, 2012

Dear Representative Taylor,

I received your message yesterday afternoon demanding (in that unmannerly tone of yours) an explanation as to why I had not responded to a letter from you that you said was dated September 12, 2012. I never received this correspondence from you (I threw it away).

Before writing this response, I checked with others (Walker made me) in my office to ensure we had not received your letter. I checked with our Administrative Assistants (the little people), our Deputy Secretary (the pretty man), our Executive Assistant (the person who really wrote this letter), our Communications Director (remember her?), our Chief Legal Counsel (the Koch brothers) and our Receptionist (I capitalize everything, switch tenses randomly and won’t be using the serial comma either). None of them had received it either (we thought it was junk mail and threw it away).

I accessed the Wheeler and WisPolitics reports online (my kids showed me how to use the Internet) and found a letter under your signature (I was holding it upside down at first) dated September 12, which (dependent clause) others from the Legislature had also signed (passive voice), and (run-on sentence) I assume that (dependent clause) this is the letter you are referring to (dangling participle – this is the letter, right? I’m still not sure)."

More at the link..

http://wcmcoop.com/2012/09/23/doa-secretary-mike-huebsch-press-release-what-he-was-really-thinking/

[Scuba]

1. Shouldn't Huebsch be in jail? Something about lying under oath?

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. and violating court orders

Instead, I was sitting in the courtroom last Friday with 12 friends who are fighting their citations - two of them for holding a fucking tshirt in the Capitol.

The tshirt, by the way, was being given out at the Capitol, promoting one of the organizations that was doing the blood drive.

[midnight]

3. This is the person Kevin Kennedy at the GAB outsources our voting private source code to....