Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

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Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument.

The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable.

"We had electrical problems, and we are pretty sure this was caused by a small animal," says Arnaud Marsollier, head of press for CERN, the organization that runs the $7 billion particle collider in Switzerland. Although they had not conducted a thorough analysis of the remains, Marsollier says they believe the creature was "a weasel, probably." (Update: An official briefing document from CERN indicates the creature may have been a marten.)

The shutdown comes as the LHC was preparing to collect new data on the Higgs Boson, a fundamental particle it discovered in 2012. The Higgs is believed to endow other particles with mass, and it is considered to be a cornerstone of the modern theory of particle physics.

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[Ghost Dog]

1. Ah. But what universe did the weasel or marten come from?

And, how much more wildlife is in there?

[shenmue]

2. Nom nom nom

[Adsos Letter]

3. Further reports indicate...

Further reports indicate that, immediately prior to the incident, the weasel was observed turning to a friend and saying "Hey, Dave, hold my beer for a minute."